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Kev, this is the Philippines, “sorry sir, out of stock” is a standard saying in all the stores. I get it that imported goods will be less reliably available, and you can expect to pay more to cover shipping expenses, but damn, TRIPLE the price? Nope, not for me, I’ll do without.

Interesting that the duck price wasn’t as inflated. I’m not sure I’ve ever had a duck-based dish. I’ll stick with chicken and turkey…

Yep, nothing stays the same. Some big changes coming to the bar scene in Barretto if rumors I’m hearing are true.

It’s weird that I keep misspelling Oreo (heh, I just caught myself doing it again). The “o” and the “a” aren’t even close on the keyboard. I guess my brain says “o” and my finger hears “a” for some reason. The wonders of old age!

» Posted By John McCrarey On 26/June/2025 @ 9:55 am

Six times two

Kev, I had Amazon Prime when I first moved here, but too many of their shows weren’t available in the Philippines for some reason. I’ve never looked into Apple TV (I hate the company and their products) but it appears to be similar to Netflix. I’ll look into if I decide to spend more time in front of the television.

» Posted By John McCrarey On 27/June/2025 @ 9:58 am

Damn, Pysch is not available on Netflix or YouTube. Sounds like something I’d enjoy.

» Posted By John McCrarey On 26/June/2025 @ 10:01 am

Kev, Swan hated her cake, but took one for the team. I share that sentiment.

I doubt I’ll care what I look like after I drown. Still, even after more than seven years here, I’m still partially white. Now, what do I get for that privilege?

In my case, at least in the early days, I wasn’t thinking with my dick. I was just a naive fool who thought the gals I was chatting with really liked me. Tuition in the school of hard knocks doesn’t come cheap!

I’m not familiar with Psych. Is it a new series?

» Posted By John McCrarey On 25/June/2025 @ 9:42 am

Dorothy, please send me an email so we can discuss this matter privately.

» Posted By John McCrarey On 25/June/2025 @ 9:32 am

A dandy day

Brian, yeah, it’s a hoot so far. All coming from the same IP.

» Posted By John McCrarey On 25/June/2025 @ 9:32 am

Kev, I’ve considered a generator and still might pull the trigger on getting one someday. The outages seem more frequent than usual lately.

» Posted By John McCrarey On 24/June/2025 @ 12:19 pm

Brian, never tried that yogurt drink idea, but it seems plausible. Ice cream might work, too. Easier for me to just avoid the spicy though. That’s why I’m not big on Thai food.

» Posted By John McCrarey On 24/June/2025 @ 12:18 pm

Quite the ruckus

Mildred and Mitch, thank you for your artificially intelligent thoughts.

» Posted By John McCrarey On 23/June/2025 @ 11:10 am

Kev, The VFW hosts several charity events, as does the RSL (Aussie version). I’ve participated in an RSL community feeding before.

Yeah, the bars come and go and change all the time. Luckily, there are so many I can always find one I enjoy.

I keep meaning to order my Jewel steak without gravy but always forget. It tastes fine, but not what I’m accustomed to seeing.

» Posted By John McCrarey On 23/June/2025 @ 11:03 am

A worthless SOB

Kev, I had the cataract removed from my right eye a couple of years ago.

What did I do to deserve those anagrams?

» Posted By John McCrarey On 22/June/2025 @ 10:00 am

Brian, that would work for me. I only go one or twice a month anyway, and after this week’s sad performance I be less like to attend even infrequently.

The same old, same old is bad enough, but when one of the consistently best groups drops out, it is not going to get better. Honestly, someone attending for the first time this week would have no reason to ever go back.

» Posted By John McCrarey On 22/June/2025 @ 9:57 am

It’s fun to hike at the SBMA

Kev, there is also a barangay named “Asinan Proper,” and the signage always makes me smile. A proper Ass, indeed!

Well, it’s a vicious circle. Why is no one at the beach? Nothing to do there; everything is closed. Why is everything closed? Because no one is at the beach. Oh, well.

It’s always summer in the Philippines. But now it is the rainy part of summer here, and even a lot of the expats choose this time of year to return to their home countries and avoid the storms. It’s definitely the low season for tourists.

Yeah, I almost edited that long ago finger from the photo but decided that would be like altering history. I’ll fix it in my “do-over” life.

» Posted By John McCrarey On 21/June/2025 @ 8:35 am

Back in action

Kev, the problem is that a one-man effort would make no difference–the trash would all be back the next day. I’ve had similar fantasies, but mine would be to start an NGO foundation that would feed and transport unemployed folks to a daily cleanup spot. I’d have a couple of Jeepneys for getting them there, a trash truck for hauling the litter away, and provide a fair daily salary of 500 pesos (more than most bar girls make). Another plus to my plan would be every time I get a plea for a “loan” to pay rent or utilities, I’d refer them to my NGO and let them earn it. Everybody’s a winner! I’ll get started once I win the lottery.

Yeah, life is fleeting, but friendships shouldn’t be. I know you’ve still got lifelong friends. I need to ask that man in the mirror WTF is going on.

Do tell. (Or might you get in trouble?)
I stay out of it as much as I can. A couple of the gals have turned on Swan, and she says she doesn’t know why. Then, we had a Hash couple’s relationship end, and he started dating another Hash female. That caused some sparks. Anyway, if it wasn’t one thing, it would be another.

Yes, women have proven they are as big an asshole as men when given the power to do so. Shit, can you imagine our world now if Hillary had been elected? Yikes!

» Posted By John McCrarey On 20/June/2025 @ 8:53 am

Up rich or downpour?

Kevin, I’m sure some guys eat bakla here. Oh, you said BAKLAVA. Nope, never seen it here.

The total lack of contact from my son is fairly recent. I guess he hasn’t needed any money lately.

Wow! That’s some amazing attention to detail on the speech balloons. I hadn’t even noticed until you pointed out the rules.

I gave Swan the “red envelope” and she showed me the gold earrings she got for her birthday.

» Posted By John McCrarey On 19/June/2025 @ 10:29 am

Brian, yes, during my visit the Hindu vibe was prevalent and not an issue with me. I’m sure my concerns were unfounded, but Indonesia being Muslim was worrisome because a change of government might bring Iran-like law enforcement. The friends I traveled to Bali with, Tom and Yuli, were great tour guides. Yuli was from Jakarta and Tom was working there when they met. When they decided to get married, Tom had to convert to Islam. I didn’t want to face that prospect.

We’ll see what the future brings for potential travel destinations. I need to get off my lazy ass and explore more of the Philippines.

» Posted By John McCrarey On 19/June/2025 @ 10:23 am

Too easy to shortcut

Kev, these relationship failures cut both ways and surprisingly, Reekay didn’t acknowledge that.

A Filipina lying about her marital status can have HUGE repercussions for the boyfriend if the spouse files criminal adultery charges. The Philippines is a good example of how a Catholic-dominated country/culture can make life more difficult than it ought to be. Divorce being illegal is a biggie (you have to go through a long and expensive annulment process here). And the difficulty of acquiring birth control products is why you see so many young mothers (I’m talking teens). It’s sad to see as an outsider, but the locals seem to accept the infringements on their freedoms without protest.

» Posted By John McCrarey On 18/June/2025 @ 9:41 am

Brian, we do the Hash birthday cakes once a month, and since it makes a big mess, we need the appropriate venue. Next week we are on the beach at Kim’s Place, and rumor has it some June b-day cakes will be made.

Yeah, relationships cut both ways. I’m probably the epitome of the perfect male, and I’ve failed at four marriages.

» Posted By John McCrarey On 18/June/2025 @ 9:30 am

A step in the right direction

Brian, I’d be surprised if Filipino culture posed a threat to the Koreans. If anything, maybe food is getting more international recognition, but methinks that too shall pass.

» Posted By John McCrarey On 17/June/2025 @ 5:14 pm

Kev, the diarrhea has now devolved into constipation. I prefer the latter, but I look forward to returning to normal soon. I’m tired of this shit. And I miss those Korean bidets.

That’s just Joy being Joy. When she sees the camera, she puts on a show.

No, I don’t recall having heard about Jeffrey’s book. Sounds like a good story.

Are you saying Thai gals are half-assed? Trust me, lots of them have something extra upfront.

Yeah, I can see that maybe the food is getting an international audience, but I’m pretty sure K-pop is safe from the Filipino onslaught.

» Posted By John McCrarey On 17/June/2025 @ 5:11 pm

A day for dads

You saying my joke stinks?

» Posted By John McCrarey On 16/June/2025 @ 2:50 pm

Kev, you missed the punchline of my “joke.” She was 20 and they were celebrating their tenth anniversary.

» Posted By John McCrarey On 16/June/2025 @ 1:59 pm

Kev, coincidentally, Swan turned 41 years old today, so I’m still “creepy” by whoever established that formula. Of course, here in the Philippines, it is said that “age is just a number.” I’ve chosen to identify as 30, so I can uncreepily date a 22-year-old. I guess that’s why it felt so weird with Mary.

It reminds me of my 50-year-old friend who took his 20-year-old wife out for their wedding anniversary. He told me that he could hear people whispering, “Pedophile,” and that their rude behavior ruined his tenth anniversary.

» Posted By John McCrarey On 16/June/2025 @ 11:00 am

Darren, thank you for your intelligent artificial concern. I’ve got this.

» Posted By John McCrarey On 16/June/2025 @ 10:27 am

Brian, thanks for the rice tip. I’ve pretty much lost my appetite for everything, but I can afford to skip a few meals I suppose. I’m making progress, at least I didn’t shit the bed last night!

» Posted By John McCrarey On 16/June/2025 @ 10:26 am

Nice to hear from you again, Terry. No idea what is going on with the AI comments. I guess the programmer figured artificial intelligence is better than no intelligence.

Thanks, I’m still liquid but not leaking!

» Posted By John McCrarey On 16/June/2025 @ 10:23 am

Back at it again

Thanks, Kevin.

» Posted By John McCrarey On 15/June/2025 @ 9:26 am

The girls all call me gwapo, and that says more to me than a random AI opinion.

» Posted By John McCrarey On 15/June/2025 @ 9:26 am

Brian, I’m not sure what all they learn, the but caregiver program takes about a year to complete. I sent two Filipinas through the process and that helps them achieve the coveted “OFW” (Overseas Filipino Worker) status. Last night, Swan used cold wet wash cloths to rub down my overheated body and also gave me an antibacterial pill she had on hand. Sure, that’s nothing that a loving partner wouldn’t do for you, but it was nice to be the recipient of Swan’s talents.

» Posted By John McCrarey On 15/June/2025 @ 9:25 am

All these years

Kev, it appeared folks enjoyed the pineapple chili. It won’t be a regular feature of my recipe, though.

» Posted By John McCrarey On 14/June/2025 @ 8:46 am

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