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A sick SOB

Dude, for realz, stop dealing with these turd world medical incompetences, delays and general nincompoopery.

You’re spending $6,000 a month there feeding chubby ingrates and stuffing yourself full of bar food slops, so can obviously spare the moolah to fly to Bangkok and actually see some qualified, properly trained doctors in world-class medical facilities….and possibly at a cost comparable to what you are paying now…..MRIs, ECGs, CT scans, whatever is needed done on the spot, polyps, bum boil, ear hair removal surgery all done as soon as possible.

I understand you may just being fatalistic or facetious, but to be legit posting about dying when there are viable options within a couple of hours flight to get all of these maladies cleared up toot suite, and wash your hands of these lazy, incompetent quacks once and for all.

To your good health, and SHALOM, dear sir!

» Posted By Goldberg On 18/November/2023 @ 7:12 pm

Stepping out

Shalom, John, shalom.

Sorry to hear about your multitude of health woes. Might I suggest hiring a helper to take the dogs for walks, continue your feedings of seemingly insatiable bar girls, picking up your imported American foods, and so on?

And while your helper is helping you, perhaps Kevin Kim is right. A bit of Kabbalah study never hurt anyone; in fact, I’d say it’s only benefited those who have undertaken the holy task of plunging into its mysteries.

Good luck, and may the light of Gabriel illuminate you.

» Posted By Goldberg On 15/November/2023 @ 10:18 pm

Doggone it

Shalom, John, shalom.

Though the Talmud in Baba Kama states that it is permissible to keep certain kinds of dogs that are useful for preventing infestations of vermin, it also states that dogs must be kept chained and that those who “raise” (the Hebrew word used here is the same as the one used for rearing children) dogs are cursed. I advise you to re-read your Torah as it is the law, and I am certain you are not a law breaker.

» Posted By Goldberg On 11/November/2023 @ 3:37 am

Walking my life away

Korean food is my favorite. I miss both it and the kind, well-mannered Korean people more than you can imagine. You were lucky to be married to a beautiful Korean lady. Maybe one day fate will shine upon you again and allow you the joy of bethrothing another gochujang-scented princess!

» Posted By Goldberg On 10/November/2023 @ 3:06 am

A painful day

Shalom, John, shalom.

Your ear hairs would be the envy of the men in my circle. I find plaiting them is an effective method of keeping the fruit flies where they belong – by the earlobe and not inside the ear. If plaiting them on a daily basis is too much work, most hairdressers would be more than happy to perm them for you.

» Posted By Goldberg On 09/November/2023 @ 5:58 am

I was born in the City of Angels

Shalom, John, shalom.

I hope you and Swank had a good trip even though she refused to speak to you during dinner. Personally I find silence while enjoying a meal to be a boon. Not only is my stomach digesting the food but my brain is also digesting the thoughts of the day. And sometimes people appreciate others paying for their meal so much they are speechless throughout it. Life is a blessing, and meals are the manna for the soul.

» Posted By Goldberg On 06/November/2023 @ 5:59 am

In doctor nation

Shalom, John, shalom.

You have to be the only guy on the planet who thinks buying lady drinks for company is more pathetic than drinking alone and listening to music. It explains your mindset at least and highlights some of your insecurities which would explain your lack of success with women in the Philippines.

How on earth someone with an American passport can struggle to get laid in the Philippines is beyond me, but here we are.

The clock’s ticking. Get out there and do something with the time you have.

» Posted By Goldberg On 04/November/2023 @ 6:40 pm

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