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Done over

Many of the commentators on here seem to be getting heavy recently, Big John. You’re a decent bloke all things considered in the monger world so I suggest you lighten things up by telling us your favourite gogo anthems.

“Freebird” has always been apt in the refrain of “No!” in the stage’s retort of “If I leave here tomorrow, would you still remember me?” “Touch Too Much” and “Always” used to be another common track. Fifteen years or so ago it was Lady GaGa’s “Poker Face” and even MIA’s “Paper Planes” but now I have no idea. So chiming with Kiss’s “People try to take my soul away, but I don’t hear the rap (and I know you hate rap!) they all say”, what are some of the memorable gogo anthems for you, Big Boy?

» Posted By Aloysius On 15/December/2025 @ 9:52 am

Overdone

Daddy Jerry doesn’t need proper tourists. What Jerry needs is more sex tourists like what you were, Big John, before desperation drove you to throw everything at becoming a full time sexpat. But, as you know, sexpats wouldn’t be seen dead paying barfines and get the prossies to visit before or after work in the bars (think of your “friends with benefits programme” before you became all righteous on account of a bird coming with your rental property) and bypassing EWR (or whatever window dressing they put on it now) can make all the old pimps apoplectic as they consider it shoplifting. Go figure, Big Boy.

» Posted By Aloysius On 14/December/2025 @ 10:56 am

This is going to be easy

Did you take advantage of the mistletoe to get even more bang from your buck for the lady drinks purchases, Big John?

» Posted By Aloysius On 13/December/2025 @ 9:57 am

Welcome to my Wednesday

Brad sounds like another lonely old man looking for transactional love (even sex when he can get it up on Tadalafil and keep banging away for hours without the pleasure of ejaculation for himself or the lucky lady from Subic, P Burgos st, Fields etc). In which case, I’m sure you’ll be an exemplary guide for him, Big John.

» Posted By Aloysius On 12/December/2025 @ 10:46 am

It’s back to normal…

I’m glad you enjoyed the impromptu recital. I prefer videoke myself. I always keep a couple 5 peso coins handy to get me going like I was Lobo.

» Posted By Aloysius On 09/December/2025 @ 11:44 am

Bashing the Haggis

Looks like a day of good, clean fun. I bet you can’t wait to get back to Wet Spot, Big John.

is the bloke with the tattyoos, in the French maid’s outfit, a fully fledged transvestite or was he just out to outdo the blokes in kilts?

» Posted By Aloysius On 08/December/2025 @ 10:09 am

Bak 2 Skul

That all sounds like good crack, Big John. You like poetry. Are you a fan of Burns?

» Posted By Aloysius On 06/December/2025 @ 10:17 am

Moonshadow

i hope you got over the old pimp by now- and stopped blocking me as spam in your usual fit of pique(s), Big John. No disrespect, but his wife looked looked like a junkie to avoid around the Dam’s central station. But not to worry- life is just one big onion.

» Posted By Aloysius On 05/December/2025 @ 12:02 pm

A long time to get there

HaHa. The steam must have been coming out your ears like a cartoon character when them poor lasses at the Red Planet didn’t get your grub on the table in time. But seriously, If you are experiencing feelings of anger and frustration that are difficult to manage, consider talking to a mental health professional.

Trapper John was more of a qualified doctor – and patriot – than the old pimp. Glad he didn’t touch anymore lives with his padlocked fire exits because smoke kills in seconds, fire kill in minutes and there is no smoke without fire.

» Posted By Aloysius On 04/December/2025 @ 9:32 am

Last day in Siargao

Safe trip home.

» Posted By Aloysius On 03/December/2025 @ 11:01 am

Evicted

Sounds like you’re getting all worked up yet again about first world problems in a third world country; a third world country to which you have chosen to travel half way round the workd to live in, you silly old goat. I don’t know how the old bird puts up with you. Then again, yes, I do. Are you heading back for The Juden memorial?

» Posted By Aloysius On 02/December/2025 @ 11:35 am

Nothing like being on Cloud 9

A nice change of scene certainly but what actually attracted you there as you don’t swim never mind surf ? The 2 Brown Boys? Nephophilia? Prossie bars like your favourite Wet Spot?

» Posted By Aloysius On 27/November/2025 @ 12:23 pm

A night in the city

Did you go Cathouse?

» Posted By Aloysius On 26/November/2025 @ 12:39 pm

A surfer’s dream

The link to your archive about about “Fire”, with the actual story really about stepping up to the oche, reminded me about Maly and the other victims of your mate Fisher’s fire when the fire exits were locked long after he be bought old man Dryden’s hotel. Before you’re time, I know, but like the a few other simps here, you seem to hero worship him, which is surprising, as you otherwise come across as your own man (apart from where women is concerned). At least you don’t have to lick Fisher’s arse no more.

» Posted By Aloysius On 23/November/2025 @ 1:01 pm

PTSD

Speaking of the RSL: any updates on Flano and that other mad Ausie who shot up the Gum Leaves & Crazy Horse ménage à trois?

Our thoughts are with you re: Mo’s demise. Was he been laid to rest in the Cementerio Hebreo, Manila North. I think his birthday would have been this month as remember his Scorpio bar hops was another way of getting the pesos coming from the simps in a few years back – even a centavo if it was going. HeHe. Did the old pimp actually make it to to 80?

» Posted By Aloysius On 19/November/2025 @ 12:00 pm

RIP SOB

Why bother jotting down Hot Zone on your score card? Jay hasn’t fielded a team in the Sons of Bacchus in years. Does HIV still hash? Mo must be turning in his grave now that silly nonsense is kaputt. He loved all that shit.

» Posted By Aloysius On 02/November/2025 @ 12:55 pm

A Brand New Plan

Stickman is about the last of the bloggers (aiming at the whore monger demographic anyway) so will be missed by those who prefer print over the modern day vloggers, who are now ten a penny, and can only hint at the salacious as they are too frightened of being demonetised by Youtube.

Maybe give Bangkok Seven a read on a Sunday instead. Much like yourself, he is a Californian who blogs a diary of his exploits in the redlight, but on a weekly basis only. His blogs were far more interesting when he lived in Bangkok but he recently moved to Pattaya but he’s still worth a read for his wittybobservations on other peoples foibles in the redlight at the very least. He can be found at bangkokseven.com if you’re interested but he doesn’t offer a platform for comments or Readers Submissions or anything like that. So until Sunday, ‘keep your balls warm and your beer cold’ as he always encourages his (male) readers.

» Posted By Aloysius On 31/October/2025 @ 1:56 pm

Bluesy Tuesday

I trust Danny’s loss of face doesn’t result in any retaliation – sometimes dished out in the P.I. by an assialant hopping off the back of a motorbike with a handgun when the transgressor’s (perceived or real) back is turned, and when they least expect it. Life can be cheap in the P.I. “Let’s be careful out there” as the sergeant used to advise during roll call on Hill Street Blues.

» Posted By Aloysius On 30/October/2025 @ 2:05 pm

A leg up

If that pain is in your calf, be extra careful. If you can’t put it down to a strain or an injury it might be DVT. At best that could a mean a stroke. At worst death. Best get it checked out.

» Posted By Aloysius On 27/September/2025 @ 10:00 am

Book ’em, Danno!

I still maintain you are cunt struck but just wanted to say your “The end of the road post” was an interesting insight. From trade union leader to management side head honcho does make me think you were only ever out for the big bucks but I ain’t no Commie so good luck to you. You done well for yourself coning from a modest background.

You mentioned earlier in the week that you’re lady spends her time filling bags of candy for handing out to children on your rambles. Does she not have her meat business anymore?

» Posted By Aloysius On 09/August/2025 @ 12:16 pm

Keep your eyes on the road

Like that bloke Anoyomous says, boot her out. She came with the other man’s
house, so what was all this bollocks the other day about her charity work attracting you? Grow a pair and stop being a Pussy Whipped cunt. You’ve got a good pension to pay for a carer to wipe your arse when then the time comes. Until then I wouldn’t want to have a bird in tow when I am out walking or on the town in my me time. Especially on Da Hash! That’s for the desperate and insecure. Variety is the spice of life.

» Posted By Aloysius On 02/July/2025 @ 7:15 am

Visa now and then

Vung Tau has plenty of walking treks to keep even you occupied for at least a week – but no go-go bars like in Subic. Châu Đốc has Hot Teens if you wish to buy your partner an iced coffee after a walk up Sam Mountain. Make sure to fend off the dogs.

» Posted By Aloysius On 12/June/2025 @ 11:39 am

Seeing is believing

Do you not think that is Marissia and the sisterhood is really joined together in taking the rise out of the stupid foreigner?

» Posted By Aloysius On 09/June/2025 @ 10:47 am

Some Sunday

I am sure Mama rests peacefully in death knowing that being by being complicit in the pimping out of even her own daughter paid dividends with Gwapo.

» Posted By Aloysius On 12/June/2025 @ 11:19 am

Hmmm. You know what they say about “if their lips are moving”, mamasans included? Although I think that mamasan died a while back after Jerry took her with him to Subic.

» Posted By Aloysius On 09/June/2025 @ 10:04 am

Looks like same girl to me in the photos I still have but as you wish to believe. Maybe she went to Auz post covid.

» Posted By Aloysius On 05/June/2025 @ 10:58 am

Small world. First met “Sheryl” in Las Vegas bar circa 2011. Seemed to drop off the pole shortly after that but was regularly sitting on upper Fields by the alley which leads up to where Yi San is now after that. There used to be a Korean go-go (a big barn of a place it was) at the top of the alley and she seemed to be always sat on Fields with other girls making what seemed to be a half hearted attempt to be an Hello Girl for that place. She never seemed comfortable working the AC scene and I have not seen her since the onset of Covid. I seem to recall her real name was Nicole.

» Posted By Aloysius On 03/June/2025 @ 12:26 pm

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