Things you may have missed.
The other day I went to the neighborhood 7-11 to buy some smokes. As is my custom I told the clerk “dongbae Marlboro silver chuseyo”. He pointed at the black pack and I said “anio, silver”. He pointed at the gold pack and I repeated “silver”. I finally had to gesture to where the ones I wanted were. He pulled them from the rack, pointed at the word silver, and proceeded to instruct me in how to pronounce the word “silver”. Apparently, it’s “shil-bah”. Who knew? Still, it was a unique experience having a Korean try and teach me how to properly say an English word.
I’ve pretty much given up arguing politics with folks. Why bother when minds seem firmly closed to alternative viewpoints? Many of my liberal friends seem to utilize comedians (John Stewart, John Oliver and the like) as their primary source for “news” and they seem proud to be spoon fed the talking points du jour.
I do get frustrated with what I consider to be fake issues manufactured to distract the sheeple from the important things going on, both internationally (allowing a nuclear Iran, genocide against Christians) and domestically (lawless politicians, zero job growth). Instead we are besieged with outrage over a mom and pop pizza joint in Indiana that *might* decline to cater a gay wedding if they are ever asked to do so, although no has in fact asked.
So, here’s the deal. I’m all about freedom. Gay folk should have exactly the same rights and privileges as any other citizen. Who you choose to fuck and/or marry is no one else’s business. And most assuredly not the government’s. Go ahead and call me a teabagger, but the less the government intrudes in our lives the better off we all will be. And so I don’t want to be told who I can or cannot marry and I also don’t want to be told who’s goddamn wedding I have to cater. I believe that’s a perfectly consistent position.
And here’s at least one person who happens to agree. A gay woman who donated money and apologized to the above referenced pizza parlor for the abuse they have suffered. Why did she do it?
“My girlfriend and I are small business owners, and we think there is a difference between operating in a public market space and then attaching the name of your business to a private event,” she said. “Like, if we were asked to set up at an anti-gay marriage rally, I mean, we would have to decline.”
Precisely. When did common sense become so uncommon?
End of rant. Did I change your mind? Didn’t think so.
Speaking of the wife, here’s a transcript of an actual conversation we had the other night:
Jee Yeun: What are you doing?
Me: Whatever I want.
Jee Yeun: I want to do whatever I want too.
Me: As long as whatever you want to do is what I want you to do, you can!
See, it’s all about compromise.
Alright then, I’ll wrap up this overly long post with a quick update on my darting life. I had a tough match against the top female player in singles league, but managed to eek out a 10-6 victory. I’ll need to play better this Sunday when I go mano a mano with the guy currently occupying first place. I’m going to try and take him down a notch.
In pub league action, the Dillinger’s Dartitis Quarantine continues to roll. We beat the Gecko’s Jeckles last night 25-14. I was happy to go 5-1 in singles against their top two players. The 2-4 performance in doubles was disappointing but some things were beyond my control. We are solidly in second place and play our rivals the Dillinger’s Dill Pickles who have the top spot in the standings.
And now you haven’t missed a thing from my so-called life.