Hell if I know, but looking back at these old advertisements I’m just wondering why I am even alive…

See, it is probably not my fault I love beer so much, I might have been raised on it…

…and maybe this explains my cravings for Diet Coke…

Well, thanks to the Internets I can now download all my favorite TV shows and watch them continuously without commerical interruption.  Thanks Mom!

Hmmm, coincidentally or not, Mom quit smoking right about the time I moved out of the house…

Hey, as Sawyer Brown said:

I’ve got to thank momma for the cookin’

Daddy for the whoopin’

The devil for the trouble that I get into

I’ve got to give credit where credit is due–

I thank the bank for the money,

Thank God for you!