My affair with Nikki Haley

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Yes, it is true.  I had a torrid love affair with South Carolina gubernatorial candidate Nikki Haley.

My evidence?  Well, I lived in South Carolina at one time.  And I’m a blogger.  And during my recent trip home I was invited to visit the Statehouse grounds to witness Sarah Palin’s endorsement of Ms. Haley (although due to jetlag I didn’t attend).  In fact, since Nikki Haley is not an insomniac, I can irrefutably assert that while I was in the Palmetto state, Nikki and I definitely slept together.

So, I would say my proof is at least as strong as the claims made by “douche bag” Will Folks.  Who, based on this account, is nothing but a man-slut anyway.

5 thoughts on “My affair with Nikki Haley

  1. You better do some more research here. First, Folks is a conservative blogger and has been an outspoken Haley supporter. He used to work for Mark Sanford before he was fired after he had a domestic dispute with his now wife. It is funny that Palin, who blindly through her support behind Haley a few weeks ago, is blaming this one on the “lame stream media”….

    Also, check out Folks blog again…he has actually produced text messages and is releasing phone records about this alleged affair. Also, other media outlets have evidence that some sort of relationship did take place between Haley and Folks. There is a smoking gun.

    Another note, for something to be so untrue, it is remarkable that Haley has not demanded the post be removed or taken legal action.

    I’ll be you a beer this story ends up being true.

    As for me, I plan to vote for Haley. She is perfect for South Carolina. A clueless hypocrite.

  2. Well, I acknowledge that the story could change, my point was as of now the “evidence” Folks purports to hold hasn’t been forthcoming. Those emails were between Folks and Haley’s campaign manager right?

    When I see real evidence, I’ll take you up on that beer…

  3. Nikki Haley is a weak candidate. I also think these allegations are true. This woman is a wolf wearing sheeps clothing,sounds like Obama,another arrogant idiot who acts stupidly(Obamas word)is, stupid is,is stupid does.I do not trust this woman to make important decisions for the state of SC,She can’t even handle her own affairs.(pun intended) I’m voting for Barrett, and if Haley wins, I’ll vote for Sheheen.I generally vote all rebublican,but not in this instance.

  4. Gina, I see you feel strongly about this. I’m looking at it from a very distant perspective and know nothing about her qualifications to be governor. I just think calling a female candidate a slut without evidence is demeaning to women everywhere.

    But what do I know about women…

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