Iraqi thugs massacre 85 freedom fighters

85 brave soldiers of liberation were killed north of Baghdad yesterday by puppet troops of the American occupation forces. In a cowardly sneak attack the traitorous Iraqi forces took no prisoners. Among the dead were brave volunteers from Syria, Iran, Sudan, Algeria, and Saudi Arabia. Large quantities of tools necessary for the fight against oppression, including car bombs, suicide vests, and RPGs, were stolen by the traitors after battle. Prior to their murder the fierce forces of liberation were able to inflict massive casualties on the poorly trained Iraqi forces, including 3 killed. Praise be to Allah!

Coupled with an unprovoked attack by misguided Iraqi shopkeepers last week on innocent freedom fighters bravely preparing to attack an elementary school, the forces of jihad have been unable to overcome the entrenched enemy. A spokesman attributed the setbacks to a citizenry brainwashed by the Americans with promises of so-called democracy. “The occupiers’ anti-Islamic rhetoric exemplified by free elections has been a serious distraction that has left many Iraqis confused and disheartened. We will continue the struggle to liberate our nation from the curse of the oppressors, or die as martyrs.” An unnamed source with the Quisling Iraqi government indicated that it was up to Allah to decide who would achieve martyrdom, but that the government would continue to facilitate transportation for those who seek Allah.

Michael Moore had no comment on the unjustified murder of militia troops he calls minutemen.

Actually, I wanted to write a parody this morning, but Al-Reuters beat me to it. Alas, I will never have the talent to play with the big boys in the MSM.

Even for the masters of the media, it is difficult to spin this event into anything other than good news for the future of a free Iraq. But oh how they try.

Cross posted at The Wide Awakes

8 thoughts on “Iraqi thugs massacre 85 freedom fighters

  1. I am at a loss. What are you saying here? The link doesn’t help shed any light on your thought process. Are you quoting someone else or did you write all of the above? You appear to be throwing stones at the media (as usual) but I dont’ know why.

  2. Yes, I wrote it. Yes it was an attack on the biased coverage of the war by the MSM. If you don’t know why, I can’t explain it to you darling. It should be readily apparent. It’s all about moral equivalence.

  3. Yes but what in the coverage led you to believe it was biased? (That link doesn’t work.) And why would you assume the story received the same coverage in real newsapers and the major networks here at home? In the Post it was reported that 85 insurgents had been killed by the Iraqis with heavy support from multiple US troop battalions. The camp excaped detection becuase of its location on an island in a swamp and it appeared to be a temporary set up so they were unable to determine exactly how long the insurgents had been there. some of the insurgents appeared to be foreigners. Some Iraqi troops were killed but not many. And the insurgents actualy admitted to losses this time, a rather unusual move for them according to a US general, although they only claimed 11 dead and claimed to have inflicted much heavier casualties on the Iraqis than actually occured. It was the biggest insurgent kill since Fallujah. But most importantly, it represents quite the accomplishment by the Iraqi troops, even if they ahd substantial American help, in terms of intilling morale and a can do attitude. so what is biased about this? Where is the moral equivalence?

  4. Another story appeared in the Post today about this incident. This one did not make the front of the paper but it was reported. Seems now our guys (soldiers) are questioning whether 85 insurgents were killed. Our guys in choppers reported there were 80 to 100 insurgents in the camp. After the battle, which they describe as somewhat brief, they joined the Iraqis at the scene. No bodies. Specualtin is that the insurgents who escaped took their dead with them. However, 85 dead could not have been carried off by the 15 remaining insurgents . Also it appears 30 to 40 insurgents are back at the camp! They returned after the Iraqis left.

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