…I am simply taking care of my heart.
News Item: Staring at breasts improves heart health
Of course I’ve known for years that staring at asses is great for mental health.
Unless the wife or girlfriend catches you, in which case you will have a whole different kind of health issue to deal with…
So I can stop being furtive.
The downside is that excessive staring is generally bad for your physical well being, job longevity, and many other negative results.
Can’t win for losing.