30/August/2010Really had a most excellent birthday. Duke and Ji Young came over for dinner with the baby Friday night. Then we went out for darts. Saturday night, Jim and YJ hosted a birthday bash at Dolce Vita. Lots of good food, good friends, and darts! Oh, I understand we did some drinking too. Here’s a few pictures to help me remember…
27/August/2010Another year older and deeper in debt… 20/August/2010I mean, you’d think I could manage some semblance of regular posting. It’s not like I’ve only ever posted when I had something of interest to say, right? Fact is I do start feeling guilty when I don’t take care of business here at LTG. I’ve just been pretty much without motivation for anything lately accept sitting on my lazy ass. As I’ve speculated on why that might be the best I’ve come up with is that the uncertainty of my future has left me more than a little disconcerted. And when I get to feeling this way, I tend to retreat and ignore. Tantamount to putting my hands over my ears and screaming LA LA LA! at the top of my voice. Anyway, I make it sound worse than it is. It’s not like sitting on my lazy ass doing nothing is all that bad. Still, there are things to be done and decisions to be made and at some point I need to get on with the doing and deciding. As folks who care know, last months trip to the Philippines was not exactly a disaster, but it didn’t go as planned either. Not only did I not find a suitable place to live, I came away questioning whether I wanted to live there period. Which kinda sorta undermined the dream I’d been pursuing for these past several years. Upon my return from that ill-fated trip I had to postpone my retirement date and recalibrate my future plans. It was more than a little embarassing seeing as how my farewell luncheon had been scheduled and my replacement had been selected. January 2, 2011 is the new big day. And no excuses, I will no doubt about it, unquestionably, effectuate my retirement on that date. I really mean it this time. What I am going to do and where I will be on January 3, 2011 remains to be seen. Stay tuned. 28/July/2010Dreams die. New dreams emerge. It’s the freakin’ circle of life. So, I have decided to postpone retirement until 2 January 2011. Time to work on Plan “B”. 12/July/2010I’ve kinda fallen off the posting wagon of late here, haven’t I? Not to make excuses (as I proceed to do so) but I’ve just been a tad out of sorts here of late. When the going gets overwhelming, my tendency is retreat into numbing mindlessness. So these past several days have found me escaping into the world of CIV IV (and doing pretty well, thank you) and watching countless espisodes of House (I’m halfway through season six now!). That hasn’t left much time for the blog. But what’s to write anyway? Politics is not exactly a bore, but I find it increasingly difficult to watch Obama and his team of clowns and fools systematically deconstruct everything that once made America great. Which is not to say that politics is not in the future here at LTG, but I’m waiting for something inspiring. Hey, maybe the elections in November will bring good cheer… But really, I think it is my impending retirement and move to the Philippines that has put me off my game. I have a great job and the career has been so much more than I ever imagined possible. Lucky I have been! Still, I do know it is time to let go and do something else (or nothing at all) for awhile. I just don’t have the passion for it anymore. I think this passionlessness is most notably manifested in my escalating inability to tolerate bullshit. And trust me, working for the government is the Kingdom of Bovine Excrement. Although I will miss the people and the security of a well paid position of responsibility, I can let go and move on. I really can. So, moving on means moving on to the Philippines. But oddly enough, I can’t seem to generate as much excitement for the reality of that proposition as I could for the dream. I’m not exactly sure why that is and that fact has created a sense of foreboding and dissonance of late. Well, there I’ve said it out aloud. And no, I don’t feel particularly better for having done so. The fact is I have built a very nice life for myself here in Korea. As the days dwindle down I’m realizing just how much I’m going to miss living here amongst the friends I have made. So, there’s that. I’m going to be heading out to the PI on Thursday and will stay for 10 days. It’s really a business trip. Taking care of the business of securing a visa, a house to live in, and a sense that I am moving to a place where I belong. I told myself I’d give it a year and see what happens. And that’s what I plan to do. I’d just prefer that the year feel like time spent in paradise rather than jail. It’s a hot day. And the lake is dark and cold. It’s a little scary to contemplate jumping in, because the shock of hitting that water is bound to be…what? Painful? Perhaps, but once I’m aclimated I expect it will be refreshing. And if I’m wrong? Well, I reckon I will just get my ass out of the lake and go look for a hot tub. Or something.
(Mt. Pinatubo in Northern Luzon nearby where I expect to be living in September) 02/June/2010Ok, it is no secret that I’m a federal civil servant. Have been working for my Uncle Sam for over 33 years. And I have another 89 days to go until I retire. At the tender age of 55. And I’ve earned a comfortable pension that I hope to collect for at least the next 20 years. So, I guess this video is directed at me. I think I’ve made some valuable contributions over the years and done generally very good to excellent work in public service. In other words, I think I’ve earned my salary (or at least kept my end of the of the employment bargain of “a fair day’s work for a fair day’s pay”). But yeah, the disparity between the government sector and the private sector is pretty shocking. Makes me glad to be gettin’ out while the gettin’s good, because I expect there is a reckoning out there on the horizon. So, I guess this makes for a classic case of cognitive dissonance. Oh, and I used to work at the U.S. Department of Education. It was cool to see the old building at the end of the video. Although I can’t believe those crappy red school house structures are still there. They were originally built as temporary structures to protect folks from falling marble from the buildings facade. But they became a minor tourist attraction. I used to stand out there and smoke and be amazed as tourists posed for photos in front of the plywood sheds. No joke. 22/May/2010I’m back in Korea after a long exhausting trip. Physically and emotionally. Back for the last 100 days of my life in the Land of the Morning Calm. And my last hundred days as a working man. Suffice to say it is all getting real. Very real. I don’t think I’m scared, but I’m definitely starting to freak out. Ah well. Time marches on. 17/May/2010It is inevitable that the pursuit of new dreams requires letting old dreams go. I’ve come to realize that does not come without a price.
16/May/2010So, I have completed the official business portion of my trip. Nothing worthy of note took place at the meetings. In fact, it occurred to me as I sat through what will be my last gathering of this type just how little things had changed in 30 years of this type meeting. The same tired issues, the same failed solutions, the same talking heads with all the answers. Government in action. Highlight of the week was that the last day was held inside the Pentagon. That was a first for me and I’m glad I got to experience it. Quite the building. And to be completely honest, notwithstanding the pointlessness of most government meetings, with each new “last” I feel an odd sense of loss and sadness. It is what I have known and done these many years. Feels almost like losing an old friend somehow.
09/May/2010Heading back to the USA this morning. Have a meeting in DC next week, then I’ll take care of some personal business, spend a few days visiting family in South Carolina, and fly back home to Korea on the 21st. Adding to my list of “lasts”, this will be my final TDY in the service of my Uncle Sam. I’m happy about that for a variety of reasons, but I am really pissed about the way this trip is going down. The trip is about 17 hours in the air. In a cramped couch seat. And that make me grouchy anyway. But check out this itinerary: Seoul to Narita (Japan) to Chicago to Washington (and the reverse coming back). That adds 5+ hours to the trip assuming everything goes right. It used to be you could catch a direct from Seoul to Dulles or in the alternative a direct to Atlanta with a short hop on to DC. I hate the layover in Japan and I dislike flying on United (Korean Air has spoiled me). Oh well, I guess the old saw about the man who was upset with his flight schedule until he met a man with no wings should give me some perspective. Nah, it still sucks. See y’all on the other side. 15/April/2010Well, today is Tax Day for Americans. An anniversary. And the day I fly out for my first ever visit to the State of Hawaii. I’ll take some pictures for ya. Aloha. 03/March/2010Handsome is as handsome does…
Much. 27/February/2010KaraLynne Pope (the redhead in the back). An Arizona girlfriend. Actually more than that. She was a crossroads. It occurs to me that occasionally in life we make a seemingly insignificant decision that ultimately changes everything. These changes I suppose can be good or bad or maybe both. But mainly they represent a change in direction. A new road to a different destiny if you will. I’ve not lived a planned or well-ordered life by any means, but even by those standards meeting KaraLynne and everything that has subsequently flowed from that event has taken me places beyond my wildest imaginings. By my reckoning it would have been August of 1981. I drove up to Flagstaff, Arizona to participate in a softball tournament. I was camping out with my teammates at a campground adjacent to the ballpark. It was a Friday night. Around about 8 p.m. we did a headcount and determined we were one player short of a team. So, it was decided to head into Flagstaff proper, find a bar, and to try a recruit a player for our Saturday game. I initially declined to participate in the quest, saying I would stay and tend to our camp. But as the car was pulling away I impulsively changed my mind and shouted “wait a minute, I’m coming with you!” Nothing has been the same since. We pulled into a country-western honkytonk called the Pioneer Club. There was a live band and it was crowded. Although I had decided to come to the bar, I was not going to participate in the recruiting effort. So, I ordered up a beer and looked for a place to sit, finally spying an open spot on a bench along the wall. After plopping down a woman I hadn’t even noticed said “I’m sorry, that seat is taken”. I grinned and said, “ok, I’ll just sit here till they get back”. And that’s how I met KaraLynne. It turns out the seat was not taken (or whomever never came back for it) and we sat and chatted for an hour or so. I recall her being irreverent, witty, and funny as hell. Eventually my teammates completed the recruitment mission and it was time to go. I invited KaraLynne out to see us play the next day, and she was non-committal in her response. So, when she showed up at the ballpark with her friend Edie, I was really jazzed. They stayed and watched us play until we were eliminated from the competition late in the afternoon. I offered to take her and Edie to dinner as a reward for being such good fans and they accepted. Over the course of dinner I learned that KaraLynne was a recent graduate of Northern Arizona University in Flagstaff and that Edie had been one of her professors. KaraLynne was entering the graduate program at Idaho State University in Pocatello in a couple of weeks. She lived in Phoenix and was in Flagstaff visiting her friends before departing for Idaho. After dinner Edie said her goodbyes, but KaraLynne agreed to stay awhile longer. We drove out to Mormon Lake, looked up at the stars, and talked until sunrise. And then we fell in love. So, the next two years were a whirlwind. I’d do the all night drive up to Pocatello to spend the weekend once a month or so. We had spring break, summer vacation, and Christmas recess. Lots of letters (this was before email if you can imagine that) and huge phone bills. I became good friends with Edie and another NAU professor, Judy, and we spent a lot of time together skiing and just hanging out. So, it was a pretty exciting life in many respects. Also a hard life. Hard, because I had custody of Renee and Kevin and single parenthood is every bit as tough as they say it is. Hard because the woman I loved was most of the time far away from me. Hard because KaraLynne’s teenage brother died tragically following minor surgery. Hard because I sent the kids to stay with my parents on the farm in Oklahoma. And hard because in the end KaraLynne broke my heart. I’ll get over it eventually, it’s only been 30 years. Of course, I’m being facetious. Mostly. But here’s the thing, loving and losing happens all the time. In the grand scheme of things what matters is what you learn. And what is important is what you do with those lessons. And that is really my point in telling this story. Because by making friends with university professors, I came to understand that my lack of education did not equate to a lack of intelligence. I gained the confidence that I could hold my own with anyone intellectually and so I went back to school. It took me ten years, but I earned by Bachelor’s degree in 1991. In my sorrow, I sold everything I owned and moved to Fort Smith, Arkansas. Initially, I thought I had made the biggest mistake of my life in leaving Arizona. But in time, my work as the union shop steward caught the attention of the HR Director. Which put me in the position to earn my first promotion and begin my career in management. The kids got to experience the joys of a rural farm life surrounded by people who loved them, like my mom and grandma Pernie. I learned to country dance and had a great time being single and experiencing the true charm of Southern women (a story in itself). So, do I ever wonder what would have happened if I had stayed behind at the campground? No, not really. At the time I wasn’t even aware that I was making a life-altering choice. Still, the words of Robert Frost resonate: I shall be telling this with a sigh 19/February/2010…and it looks like I may live. It’s all right here in this handy bound report. Some of which is even in English! Bottom line: I’m obese. And I have “fat liver” disease. And other than a “relaxation abnormality” with the heart and some “benign granuloma” in the lungs, I am as right as rain, thank you very much. Well, except for borderline high blood pressure and elevated cholesterol. But really, given my lifestyle I count myself amongst the lucky… So, for the next 100 days my task is to lose 17kgs (or die trying). And I’m taking three new (for me) meds. Xenical, Lipilou and Cozaar. Let’s rock and roll! 13/February/2010Scrolled through my old posts from 2005. It was shocking to see just how crappy the crap I posted truly was. Over the course of 12 months this little ditty about my first haircut in Korea was the best I could come up with… In the photo essay category I’m going with my commute to work (back when I actually walked). Oddly enough, I was thinner back then. It was a pretty sorry year blog posting-wise (who knew it would be a continuing trend, eh?). Still, it’s kinda cute how jazzed I got when things were all new and different with my life here in Korea.
ok, that was technically taken in December 2004 in Istanbul. But I posted it in 2005. So sue me. Stay tuned for the “best” of 2006. As soon as I can stomach reading through them…. 11/February/2010That pretty much sums up my day as I completed my well-being physical examination at Soonchunhwang Medical Center. The process and procedures seemed to go well although I won’t know the results until next week. It was certainly the most thorough and comprehensive examination I’ve had that’s for sure. It started with the requisite stool, urine, and blood samples and progressed from there. I brought along an interpreter to help guide me through the process and she snapped up some photos along the way as well. So, let’s blog it, shall we? So they had me change into these really cool taekwando-type pajamas. Made me feel confident and dignified, unlike those American-style gowns that open at the back… So, it was eyes and ears to start with… This procedure where they blow air into your eye went fine, but it took several tries (and some eye-dilation) before the technician could get a proper photograph of my retinas. And then they had me embark and don headphones in this contraption… Which turned out to be a time machine! I was whisked back in time and emerged as a 30 year old man once again… Here is the new young me! Hey, wait a minute. Turns out I was getting my hearing checked not traveling through time. Damn. Next I had an ultrasound. Turns out I’m carrying twins. No wonder I’m so fat! Actually, all I heard from this is my liver is enlarged and I should curtail my drinking. Yeah, right. As soon as I stop breathing… This is where I laid on a cot and had a bunch of wires attached to my body. Boring! Ah, the chest x-ray. Seeing as how I’m a non-smoker this shouldn’t be a problem. Although those 25 years I did smoke may come into play… Ah, the traditional “in body exam”. Not nearly as cool as an “out of body experience”, but then having one of those in the hospital may not be too wise as they are liable to haul your body down to the morgue. So, I’m not exactly sure how this thing works, but I’m guessing it is like a spectrograph that measures the fat content of your body and crap like that. The screen readouts were in Hanguel, but from what I could make out I’m 117 kgs and I should be 75 by skinny Korean standards. It’s not exactly a newsflash that I’m fat people. But I’m working on it! Oh, I had the dental panoramic x-ray here as well.
…to get to this building… …which houses this clinic… …where I received an echocardigram whatever the hell that is. The technician was cute though… Next up was this CT scan… A Walrus-filled doughnut… Then it was back across the street to the procedure I had been dreading the most… The only thing I like down my throat is a pretty girl’s tongue so I asked for and received some “feel good” drugs prior to the procedure… …which I suspected was going to involve me and one of these gurneys… Here I go. Whatever that crap was it gave you instant cotton mouth. I’m guessing it also suppresses the gag reflex. Not a pleasant feeling at all. Waiting for the drugs to kick in… ’cause I don’t even want to think about where that thing is going soon…. Talking about being in a vulnerable position! But fortunately I was now in my happy place…. Blissful post-op sleep. I seem to recall waking up during the procedure feeling like I was choking but my hands were bound and I was helpless. Maybe it was a dream. Once I was back up and on my feet they had me cross the street again (I know, I know. But this is Korea) to visit Urology department… And I had a pretty good idea what was coming next… …and now you do too… …ok, let’s just get this over with quickly. And call me Angel of the Morning… And that was that. I’ll see Dr. Yu next Thursday for the results. So, I was in at 0830 and done at 1230. And other than the logistics of crossing the street (twice) wearing pajamas in inclement weather, it was a smooth and efficient operation. Here’s the interesting part–all this testing cost me W750,000 (that’s a tad bit less than $750.) Not bad. Although I did get a discount of about $140 because this is the “slow season”. Can you imagine a U.S. hospital putting medical treatment “on sale”? I’m not sure how they do it, but maybe Obama ought to check it out. And that’s not all! They gave us two free tickets for lunch at a little Korean soup joint across the street from the hospital. After fasting I’m plenty hungry… Lunchee is served! That is a rice and vegetable soup, and although I found it a little on the bland side… …it didn’t go to waste (other than my own). Alright, thus ends my tale of adventure at Soonchunhwang Hospital. 10/February/2010The future is comin’ on and I gotta say, it’s scary as hell. You know, sorta like the feeling you get as the roller coaster crawls to the top of that first magnificent drop. I mean, you know it’s going to to turn out all right (statistically speaking), but it is still a thrill and your heart beats faster in anticipation. Of course, you could always play it safe and stay off the frickin’ roller coaster to begin with. And sticking with the sure thing can be awfully tempting. So finding these words on a young man’s blog was food for thought indeed:
Or as Stephen Stills put it: “It’s no matter, no distance, it’s the ride.” 06/February/2010
You know, we like to keep things humble here at LTG. I have a small, but dedicated, group of regular readers and a handful of folks who are brought here through a misdirected Google search. But get a link from one of the big boys, in this case Instapundit, and look out! The Blogfather linked to this post, and as you can see from the graph above, things were off the charts. But, fame is fleeting it seems. I’m not thinking that many of those who followed Glenn’s link will be back anytime soon. But that’s ok, we’ve still got each other, right? 04/February/2010But according to this I should be maintaining my sanity just fine thank you very much. (And no, being a neo-con is not a mental illness!)
I am pleased to report that fish oil is part of my daily regimen. My Grandma Pernie would be so proud… And I’m doing this 5 days a week… Don’t mock my black socks, I do this after work and don’t change into white ones. It wouldn’t be energy-efficient to dirty two pair. I mean, we all have to And this morning I’m going to the doctor for a physical examination. Want to make sure it’s not too late. I mean, if I already got the cancer or some other fatal illness (well, other than aging) I sure as hell don’t want to spend any of my remaining time on an f’n treadmill! But I am feeling pretty good physically these days. If I am able to cut the belly down to size, I should be looking mighty fine as well. (oh, here’s a useful clue for you: if the post is tagged “me, me, me” you can expect this kind of self-absorbed crap. Sorry, I should have warned you up top). 02/February/2010Well, if Neil Young can write a song about his car, I suppose it’s not so over-the-top for me to devote a blog post to the subject. Although I’m taking more of an Julio Iglesias approach (more or less): To all the cars I’ve owned before, That carried me from door to door You know you were the most, I dedicate this post To all the cars I’ve owned before… Let’s get on with it, shall we? So, it would have been in the fall of 1971 if memory serves. I was 16 years old and spoiling for my own set of wheels. Of course I was pathetically underemployed, and my savings from a summer job at the car wash amounted to a meager $150. Which was what I paid for a 1963 Ford Falcon station wagon similar to the one pictured above. Except mine had curtains in the windows and a Ford decal on the side. It was a piece a crap, belched smoke and burned oil. But it was mine. I drove it to the prom in ‘72 (held on the Queen Mary in Long Beach). And no, I didn’t ever get laid in the back, which sorta defeated the only benefit to having a station wagon I suppose. It gave up the ghost for good shortly thereafter. So, after the death of the Falcon, I began driving a 1963 Ford F-100 pickup similar to the one above. Although mine didn’t look near as good. It technically belonged to my father, but he was a Merchant Marine and out to sea for 9 months of the year, so I drove it like I owned it for the remainder of my high school days. It was a good old truck although it didn’t carry much cache with the girls seeing as how most of my classmates had Mustangs, GTOs, Roadrunners and the like. In July of 1973 my father and I reached an understanding whereby I would move out of the house. The truck did not come with me, so I purchased a 1964 Chevy Impala to carry me to my job on the graveyard shift at the Stop N Go convenience store (a job I quit months later when $2.00 per hour lost its appeal after I was the victim in an armed robbery). Now, this was a fine car if you overlooked a pint of tranny fluid once a week and a tailpipe held together by a tin can (which I thought was a brilliant solution for rust-through). I used to drive it down to San Diego (100 miles south of OC) on the weekend to visit my high school sweetheart. Coming back home there was an immigration check point at San Onofre and I swear every week I got flagged down by the Border Patrol agents for a vehicle search. Now, I was a long haired hippy freak looking guy back then, and it sorta got on my nerves after awhile. So I finally complained about being constantly harassed. The agent just laughed and said, it’s not about you–it’s your car! I guess the old Chevy fit the smuggler profile. Ah well. Well, things were beginning to look up employment-wise as I secured the number two position at Adco Plastics (which was a three man operation) making a hefty $3.50 per hour. So, I purchased a used (but new for me!) 1973 Datsun pickup truck. Mine was blue with some cool pin-striping. I surely did enjoy this vehicle. Took it on a lot of camping trips and road excursions. Even put a camper shell on the back. And yes, I did have some good times back there, thanks for asking. Now one other thing I remember that happened in this truck (perhaps related to the previous thing)– I had recently acquired a cute little German Shepard puppy and I was picking up my girlfriend from her job at the mall. And in the parking lot she said the words that no 19 year old male wants to hear: “I’m pregnant” (she was 17). And my response was: “Damn it Bridget! If I knew you were gonna get pregnant, I wouldn’t have got the dog!”. All’s well that ends well. I kept the dog, kept the baby, and married Bridget. So, with a wife and baby came new responsibilities and after a series of dead-end jobs it was time for some employment stability and security. And so I took a job with my Uncle Sam as a part-time flexible letter carrier (mailman) at $5.25 an hour, plus benefits! With my future now in safekeeping with the U.S. government, I could add another kid to the household and buy a car for the spouse. Thus, Kevin joined his sister Renee in the back seat of our almost good as new 1975 AMC Pacer. Yes ladies and gentlemen, I am not ashamed to admit that I was a proud owner of this fine example of American craftsmanship and styling. Ok, the car was a piece of crap, but I thought then and still do, that it looked really cool. It was a comfortable ride, but it had this mysterious bug where you’d be driving along and it would just shut down. Not a fun thing at speed on the Interstate. My best memory of the Pacer was it carried us to our new life Prescott, Arizona. Well, it carried Bridget and the kids. I sold my beloved Datsun to finance the move and drove a Ryder rental truck with all our earthly possessions and left California behind for good. Ah, Prescott was like moving to paradise. Living in Arizona’s mile high city was the greatest experience. I walked to work, played softball, marveled at smog free blue skies and enjoyed the moderate four season climate. Whatever ailed the Pacer was exacerbated by the mountain air and seeing as how we were living in the country now, we needed a more appropriate vehicle. Like a 1974 Toyota LandCruiser 4X4 station wagon. Yes siree that was a fine vehicle. Not much for creature comforts, but we had a blast exploring the dirt backroads through the surrounding mountains and doing picnics wherever the vista inspired us to stop. Bought our first house and settled in with our two kids to live the American dream. Oh wait a minute. The American dream is house, two kids, and TWO cars in the garage (although I actually had a carport). Well, I had missed out on all the big block V8s back in high school, but I jumped on the chance to purchase my neighbor’s 1966 Pontiac Grand Prix. Oh man, it was about as cherry as the one pictured above. It drove like a boat, meaning it just floated down the open highway. I thought it looked a little like the Batmobile, but the kids called it “the big ride”. As in when I was taking the kids along on an errand it was always “daddy, can we take the big ride?” So cute. And accurate. Dreams don’t always end the way you want, but new dreams come along and take their place. I suppose that’s pretty much the way life works for most of us. Bridget and I divorced and in a fit of madness I traded in the big ride and bought my first brand new car, a 1981 Mazda GLC Sport. Hell, I’m thinking you coulda built 3 Mazdas with the sheet medal from that Grand Prix. But I have to say, that Mazda was really fun to drive. 5 speed stick shift, tight steering and suspension, and lots of twisting mountain roads (my favorite was the one up Mingus Mountain to the ghost town of Jerome. In fact, I drove that car all over the Western United States. And then I sold everything I owned that didn’t fit in the back seat and moved to join the kids in Oklahoma.
Well, technically I took a job in Fort Smith, Arkansas. My parents owned a small farm/ranch across the border in Monroe, OK and the kids were staying there. I had just worn out the Mazda with hard driving and so it was time to make a change. That turned out to be the 1984 Pontiac Sunbird Turbo. Mine was a dark blue. You know, the car wasn’t half bad. If you could overlook design flaws which caused the spark plug wires to melt after prolonged highway driving. And then I drove it into a flooded stream crossing and it always smelled of mildew thereafter. Hmm, suffice to say it was the last GM product that I ever purchased. I had given up on being a mailman after that first icy Arkansas winter and took an inside job as the Safety Manager and in 1986 I got a big promotion doing labor relations work in Columbia, South Carolina. Driving there was the last road trip for me and the Sunbird. Good riddance!
Dumped the Sunbird and bought a 1987 Dodge Ram pickup truck. About a year later I was driving to North Carolina for business and early in morning pulled into an I-95 rest area. And lo and behold there was the old Sunbird. I went into the restroom to take care of business and guessed that the other guy in there was the new (and probably unhappy) owner of the Pontiac. Of course, restroom decorum did not allow me to say anything to him, but I did wonder what are the odds I’d cross paths with the old car like that? Anyway, the Ram was a great truck. The kids had gotten used to farm life so I hauled horses in a big old trailer behind that truck from OK to SC. And somewhere in Tennessee I made the mistake of letting the horses out for a little leg stretch. And they refused to re-trailer. What a pain in the ass that was. If I remember right, we had to call a vet out to tranquilize them. But for the next few years that old Ram hauled a bunch of hay, that’s for sure. Hey, wait a minute! I’ve actually got a picture of that Ram somewhere. Hold on… Heh, is that Tom Selleck? Anyway, it was a great truck that was still going strong when I took my next promotion to Arlington, VA ten years later in 1996.
So my other vehicle in South Carolina was this fine 1993 Jeep Grand Cherokee. This was the first year of the Grand Cherokee, and in fact, I ordered mine direct from the factory. I really did like this vehicle and it was still going strong 150,000+ miles later when it had an unfortunate encounter with a tree after the move to Virginia (I was not involved in that fiasco). So, I had racked up the miles on the trusty Ram and I had the commute from hell up I-95 from Stafford County everyday. The wife had found work in Richmond about the same distance south (at least time wise), so I needed something more reliable. Having been happy with Chrysler products, I opted for the Dodge Dakota Sport (stuck with the red color). Hated to let the Ram go, but not as much as I did a few hours later when the transmission on the Dakota failed. I couldn’t believe it. Luckily we were at the movies not far from home. The next day I was back at the dealership asking for my Ram back, but alas, it was gone (or so they claimed). Anyway, with the transmission replaced, the Dakota turned out to be a good little truck. I wish I had gone with the club cab, because it was just a tad small for my growing frame.
I don’t really know why, but I bought this 1997 VW Jetta. It was sporty (and red) with a stick shift and all and I thought it had nice clean lines, but it really wasn’t very practical. Shifting gears in the daily traffic jams on I-95 got old pretty quick. Sold it to my daughter (the kids, now grown, had both stayed in South Carolina).
So, having driven the Jetta down to South Carolina to deliver to Renee, I needed some wheels to get back to Virginia. And I went with the Classic Jeep Cherokee. Liked the way it looks too, although it was not as roomy or smooth riding as the Grand Cherokee. I took a temporary assignment as the Human Resources Director in Little Rock, Arkansas and this is what drove me there and back. Well, I drove to the casinos in Mississippi a few times too, but that’s another story. This turned out to be my last gig with the Postal Service (but not my last Jeep), having accepted a job for more pay and less responsibility with the Department of Education in Washington, DC starting in January 2001.
So you know, my next vehicle was a 2002 Jeep Grand Cherokee like this except a different color (yeah, that’s right, red). I sold the other Jeep to Kevin down in SC, and I think he drove it until the wheels came off. But this Grand Cherokee was by far the best car I have ever owned. You know, when a vehicle is still looking good and running good after it is paid for, well, that’s really something in my book. Definitely one fine automobile. Hated to see Obama sell Chrysler to Fiat, but I imagine my Jeep buying days are over now. Anyway, the Education job with better pay and less responsibility turned out to be pretty boring and I started to get the itch to do something different. Really different. I applied for some jobs in Iraq, but they didn’t need any old fat guys there at the time. I did get an offer from the Army in Korea. So, in January 2005 I arrived here without a clue. And without a car. So, I purchased myself a “hoopdee”, which is basically a vehicle that is recycled between owners as people come and go. I bought this Mitsubishi Expo from a guy who was leaving Korea for Japan. I drove it for my first 3 years here. And other than a transmission, alternator, and battery it was a fine ride. Well, the A/C wasn’t much either come to think of it. I sold it to a soldier working for AFN and still see it around base sometimes. So, in the fine tradition of hoopdees, it lives on.
Alright. I have no idea why I did this remembrance to vehicles gone by. And while I touched on certain aspects of my life’s history, it is by no means comprehensive. I left out friends, lovers, wives, step-children, and all kinds of other important stuff. No offense intended towards anyone, ok? Hey, I have to save something for my autobiography, right? One last thing: If you have read this far, please forgive me. I can’t help being pathetic sometimes… |
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