I took the afternoon off work to go on a quest to find the Good Morning Hospital. My Waze app, despite being in Korean, got me there with no problemo. Finding the parking lot was another story. But eventually I did.
I was without a clue (shuddup!) when I walked in the doors of GMH so I was happy to see the Foreigner information desk.
And the English spoken here was surprisingly good. Noteworthy in fact. So the way it works is you tell these folks why you are there (COPD) and then they walk you over to the appropriate physician and serve as your translator. Well, my main goal was to get some prescription refills and make sure I didn’t have anything else to worry about The pulmonary doc I saw didn’t seem to be all that concerned so either he doesn’t give a shit or I am not in any immediate danger. He did take an x-ray and told me I don’t have pneumonia. So there’s that.
They’ve already given me an affectionate nickname at Good Morning– Jo*. Hell, I’ve been called worse.
Anyway, another nice feature is they fill your prescriptions right there at the hospital. Easy Peazy. Although two of the drugs I requested were not available, so I’ll have to find them on the economy I reckon.
These are the drugs I did bring home from GMH.
Add them into my other daily drugs and I’ve just about reached the pharmacy level.
Anyway, the hospital is about 15 minutes away by car and I’m glad to know where it is in case of emergency.
When I got back to the house there was ANOTHER car parked in my carport. What the hell? I called the number on the windshield and a woman answered. Apparently she was getting her hair done at the salon across the street from my palace. She came running out all apologetic and she was pretty cute for a fortyish gal (meaning hadn’t gone full ajumma). I tried to flirt a little bit, but alas, her English was next to non-existent. And of course with my limited Korean all I could have asked is get me a beer please. By way of explanation she did go to Google translate on her phone which told me that my house had been vacant for a long time and she thought that it still was. Fair enough.
Tomorrow I’ll be driving up to Seoul to attend a couple of three meetings. Will spend the night, take leave on Friday, and come back down to Pyeongtaek for the long Memorial Day weekend.
Had a coughing jag yesterday afternoon. Then I experienced chest pain. Wasn’t sure if I was having a heart attack or if my violent coughing fit had pulled a chest muscle. Seeing as how I have no clue on where the nearest hospital might be and having too much pride to call on one of the few people I know down here, I just said fuck it, I’ll go to bed and see if I wake up alive. I did.
I did check out the local hospital with an international clinic today on the interwebs. It’s named “Good Morning Hospital”. Better than good night I suppose. I’ll get in the car this weekend and find out how to get there. Just to be safe.
Speaking of the car, I came home last night and someone had parked next to me in my carport. Seriously, who does that? I wasn’t in the mood to deal with it, and this morning around 0530 I observed 4 fuckers from the house next door hop my fence and then hop into the car. I didn’t bother confronting them. But I did re-position my vehicle today in such a manner as to take up both spaces. Fuck you motherfuckers!
And then I came upon this short vignette that I expect captures exactly how I will die when the time comes. I’m in no hurry, but maybe tomorrow….
Finished up the first week in Pyeongtaek. Let’s got to the photos for the story.
A view from my office. Yongsan was more of an admin base, hosting the HQ’s of USFK and Eighth Army. Humphreys is a base devoted to war fighters. That runway is home to all kinds of helicopters and some fixed wing aircraft, and they are always in motion it seems. A whole different tempo here..
Another view. That building is the future home to USFK. Being in the ADVON is a bit of a pain in the ass. They are still working out the kinks in our HQ building. Also, no refrigerators or microwaves. Really cramping my bring lunch from home lifestyle. Not to mention making it hard to enjoy cold diet Cokes throughout the day. I’m not one to complain, but…
As busy and noisy as the Army base is, Anjeong-ri is quiet and docile compared to the Itaewon scene. Still have not nailed down my “home” bar, but after a week I’m greeted by name in 3 bars I visit and in two others that know what I’m drinking (light beer). I’ve actually gotten to where I prefer gin and soda but surprisingly none of the bars I’ve found have club soda in stock. It’s freaking bizarre.
The Drunk Bus is not a bar I expect to frequent regularly, but it did remind me of the dive bar atmosphere I enjoyed at the Grand ole Opry back in the ‘twon.
I paid my rent. $37,068 for one year. I don’t expect to be here a year, so by terms of the lease, the remainder will be reimbursed to Uncle Sam.
Some of my Yongsan staff came down to look for housing (most will be moving here at the end of next month). I treated them to some Korean BBQ for lunchee.
I upgraded my phone to the Galaxy S-7 Edge. Not cheap, but half the price of the new Galaxy S-8.
Katchi Kapshida only goes so far I guess…. Doesn’t bother me, I’ll always be the bigger man. Ahem.’
Up early Saturday morning for a hike. Wound up here ten minutes from the house.
History in stone.
Very pretty area though.
Old and new living in relative harmony.
Once I was out of “town” I was walking on some old time country roads…
Your guess is as good as mine.
Saturday afternoon found me at the Osan Air Force base. I took advantage of the Arby’s there.
It’s been awhile and it was good.
I was in the area for a Saturday night dart tourney at Xenis Bar in Songtan…
My old friend Vox is the proprietor. He was getting some hair love. I of course was not. Not that I need it…
Here in Anjeong-ri it is the Spring Festival weekend…
Which means music has been blasting from that stage and into my living room all weekend…
These guys did a decent enough cover of “born to be wild” that I ventured out to get a closer look.
The main street in town was closed to vehicles for the vent…
And as you can see I was having a grand old time…
I did enjoy a nice long walk along a new river today..
Lots of exploring to do yet.
It is certainly no Han.
The bridge what brought me there…
A few folks on bicycles and only one other hiker. Made for a lonely walk…
but there is always time to stop and smell the flowers…
This area is old school farm country…
That bridge is a train trestle. Couldn’t find any other place to cross and given that I was two hours into my hike, I turned around a walked back…
That’s Camp Humphreys on the other side of the river…
It was hot today. I only carried one bottle of water with me, needed two. Or maybe this. Also sunburned my neck. It’s true, I’m definitely a redneck now.
And that’s all I’ve got. Feeling isolated and lonely, but that’s a big improvement over sad and miserable. Progress!
Right on schedule, my washer and dryer were delivered at 0830. I was told it would be an American combo. Well, LG ain’t American…
…but they are American style.
Once the delivery was completed I headed on in to work for my first day in the new building. Alas, my computer has still not been hooked into the network nor has my phone been activated. Even for a government employee, that makes it hard to get things done. So I took care of some other business. Went to the medical clinic pharmacy for some refills on my inhalers.
Yes, I’m sorry to report that I’m still dealing with my lung issues. It was better for awhile, and still not as bad as it was, but last night I had a pretty tough coughing fit. The inhaler helps, but I’ve found that the nebulizer brings more comfort. Out of juice though and no refills left on my prescription.
Seeing as how I wasn’t going to get much done with no computer/phone, I took some sick leave and went off to find a Korean doctor. I did, and his name is Dr. Kim. Go figure. In the manner of Korean medicine to which I’ve grown accustomed, I was granted all of 3 minutes of face time with the doc. Dr. Kim: Nice to meet you. What’s the problem? Me: COPD. I need a refill on my nebulizer juice. Showed him the prescription. He types into the computer and shows me an inhaler. Nope, got those. I need the liquid to go into my nebulizer machine. Oh, he says. So he gives me a prescription for 3 bottles of juice. The pharmacy only had two in stock, so I took them. Maybe they’ll help, maybe they won’t. But it gives some peace of mind having them if I needed..
Then a man came and installed my new bidet. Woot!
There is some comfort in that and that pleases me.
Then I found a dry cleaner around the corner and dropped off my clothes.
Next the washer/dryer installer came and installed the dryer. He left me to my own devices on the washer. That fiasco is worthy of a post of it’s own. Look for it tomorrow!
I did do laundry. And fired up the grill.
Feels like being back home. Wherever the hell that might be.
Oh, and I met the neighbor across the street.
He didn’t have much to say though…
Finished the evening at IDK bar. I guess I’m achieving regular status there as they all remembered me from Saturday night darts. I told the bartender everyone keeps asking me what “IDK” stands for and I tell them I don’t know. So they said I should ask. What does it stand for? She told me “I don’t know”. I guess no one does.
Ah, and here it is 10:00 p.m. and the sound of Taps is filling the air. They sure do blast it out from the Army base. Must be telling me it is time for bed.
Well, I’m pretty much unpacked and settled into my new place. Waiting for the washer/dryer to be delivered so it’s a good time to recap the weekend.
It’s quiet here. Real quiet. Walking the streets I’m just amazed at how little foot and vehicle traffic there is, even in the “downtown” area of Anjeong-ri. I’m so used to the crowded sidewalks of Seoul I suppose, but sometimes it feels almost deserted here. It’s not unpleasant, just a little disconcerting. I’m sure I’ll get used to it.
I honestly don’t know how some of the businesses remain viable, but from appearances, most have been around awhile. And of course, things are only going to bet better when the rest of 8th Army follows me down here next month. Right now, the most prevalent business seems to be real estate shops catering to USFK personnel.
I did find a nice little Korean restaurant called “Me and You”. It caught my eye because the signage said they served “American-style breakfast”.
And so they did…it was actually quite tasty.
I reckon there to be some 20-odd bars in the immediate area, I’ve probably sampled about half of them so far. One difference from Itaewon is that very few seem to open before 6 p.m. The other difference is most seem to cater to a very young crowd, mostly soldiers. I understand that, given that this area lacks the diversity of foreigners (age, nationality, job type) that you see in the ‘twon. I do miss that and it makes it more difficult to find a bar I’m comfortable hanging out in on a regular basis. It’s early yet, I’ll keep looking!
I did play in the Saturday night dart tourney at a bar called IDK. I don’t know what that stands for. Oh, wait a minute! Anyway, the tourney was small and not so well organized. Most of the players were new to the game and didn’t have much skill or knowledge of the rules. I finished second (my former teammate Craig who lives here now as well) took first. Eh, I wouldn’t call it fun but it was something to do.
What else? Apparently there is a weekend street market here.
Did some shopping at the commissary yesterday. It is half the size of the one in Yongsan so it stands to reason the selection will not be as good. Still, it was disappointing that so many things I’m accustomed to buying are not available here.
As I was leaving my office for the drive I noticed something dripping underneath the front of my car. I dipped my finger in the liquid and it was the color and consistency of transmission fluid. Except it made no sense that it should be dripping from the front end. Maybe it was power steering fluid?
Well, I briefly considered nixing the trip until I could get it checked out. But I had already loaded my work computer and monitors in the back seat. So I figured I’d roll the dice.
I questioned my judgement thirty minutes into the drive when I noticed some unusual surges. But I was on a packed expressway and had no idea where I’d go if I exited. So I continued on. Things seemed to settle down and I cruised along at 100 kph for most of the rest of the way. As I entered Camp Humphreys there was some slippage, but I made it to the new headquarters building without further incident.
Off loaded the computer and figured I’d go to my Star Palace and drop off some stuff I’d carried down for the house. And that’s when my car had had enough. The tranny would barley engage, and my top speed was less than 20 kph and dropping fast. I put the shift into low gear and was able to crawl out the main gate, turn left, and pull into a auto repair shop.
The owner spoke excellent English and advised me he could rebuild the transmission for “500”. That’s about what my 1999 Hyundai is worth, but what are you going to do? He said it might be ready for me tomorrow. Hailed a cab and piled some of my shit in the trunk and back seat and guided him to my new place. I was disappointed that when I announced “Star Palace” as my destination he didn’t have a clue.
Farewell to Seoul, my home for most of these past 12 years. It’s been swell and sometimes hell, but the memories will last a lifetime.
but new adventures await.
Thanks to Shenanigans for the alcohol fueled farewell last night. It was good to see so many familiar faces one last time. I’ll post some photos when I get home.
This morning I’ll check out of the Crown Hotel (okay for less the $50 a night), catch up on some emails at the office, then meet my landlord at my former residence where hopefully some money (in the form of my deposit) will change hands. I left the place cleaner than I found it, that’s for sure.
Back to the office for a pizza and cake event to celebrate the May birthdays on my team, after which I’ll load up my work computer, and head on down the highway for Camp Humphreys.
I created a little excitement in Shenanigans last night. I had been enjoying a couple of gin and sodas and chatting with some dart league friends. I remember standing up and coughing. And then I remember being helped up off the floor spewing blood from my mouth.
I hate when that happens.
And it has happened before. Back in February 2006 I had a black out in Dolce Vita. That earned me an ambulance ride and a bunch of stitches in my forehead. Stupid is as stupid does, eh?
I guess you might say that blacking out and falling down in Itaewon bars is something of a tradition with me. I couldn’t very well leave town without one last fall for old times sake, now could I?
Last night’s tumble went down just like the first two incidents. I stood up, I coughed, blacked out, and went face first into a table. This time I came away with only a split lip, so I’ll consider myself lucky.
And for the record, I was not drunk, nor was I drunk the other two times. The fact that it only seems to occur in bars is purely coincidental. I’m not sure what it is all about, the combination of standing and coughing seems to create a lack of oxygen flow to the brain or something. Hell, I don’t know. Fortunately, it doesn’t happen frequently and it’s always good for a blog post.
As I was being helped up from the floor and regaining consciousness, I was in a dream-like happy place. I didn’t want to leave there. It wasn’t exactly a “walk towards the light” moment, but if that is what dying feels like it won’t be so bad. Of course, there is only one way to find out and I’m really not THAT curious!
I guess you could call it the long goodbye. But really, no one cares. The Itaewon churn continues apace. Faces come, faces go. I’m sure I won’t be missed. It is what it is.
Friday I took Seri and Dennis for a pizza lunch at Gino’s. It was Seri’s birthday. Now, regular readers may recall that Seri was once my boss and now I am her boss. Dennis was just rehired this week. He used to be Seri’s boss but now she is his boss. Funny how that works out.
Friday night I was asked to man the grill for a newlywed couple I know from Shenanigans. I’m no grill master, but it was just burgers and franks. No one complained.
Some of the guests..
To be honest, I’m so bitter that even being around happy couples bums me out. That’s wrong I know, but it’s how I feel. Anyway, I finished my cooking chores and left without engaging with the party participants. I guess I’ve graduated from being the creepy old guy to being the anti-social asshole. Ah well.
Went to Grand Ole Opry and got drunk alone again. Naturally.
But, I walked the LONG way home without incident. Actually, don’t really remember much about it, but the photo is evidence that I was there!
Saturday night was more of the same. Jim, probably the oldest friend still remaining in Itaewon, joined me for a drink at Shenanigans. I appreciated that opportunity to say goodbye. I then made my way to Debut to say farewell to Jin Hee, the bargirl I’ve had a fondness for these past 10 years or so. Feelings that have never been reciprocated, but such is life.
Did some packing today. Mostly just emptied out some drawers. The movers on Thursday can pack out the rest.
The final Seoul Sunday crockpot featured meatballs. Not bad if I do say so myself.
Had my best week ever walking wise. 175,000 steps, everyday 20,000+, with a high of 33,000 on Tuesday. Not so hard when you don’t have a life. Still, this weekend the dust was a challenge. Lots of coughing and sneezing as a result.
So there you have it, the last weekend of so many in Seoul. I’m ready to put this life behind me. Hopefully in doing so I can leave the sadness behind as well. Too many memories haunt me here. I need to let it go.
You’d think I was from Moscow the way I was rushin’ around on Tuesday morning. Wanted to catch the 0700 bus from Yongsan Garrison to Pyeongtaek. I was there on time. In fact I was two weeks early. The 0700 doesn’t begin to run until May 15th. Ah well, the 0800 got me there in time for my 1000 meeting with my realtor.
Now, I had previously looked at a monster of a house. Way too big for me (4 bedrooms/4 baths, 2 living rooms and an office), but in the location I was seeking (downtown Anjeong-ri). The issue was whether the landlord would accept a short term lease. Here’s how it works–I’m given LQA (living quarters allowance) based on my pay grade. Realtors want to max out your authorized LQA amount because that equals a larger commission. I get that, and my efforts to be shown smaller places in the neighborhood fell on deaf ears. The realtor convinced the landlord to rent to me for four months, so I’ll be living in a palace. I’m going back to sign the lease next Wednesday.
The last time Uncle Sam paid my rent I was living in a building called “Royal Palace”. Now my house is named “Star Palace”. I guess that’s progress.
Given the short period I’m committing to, the landlord was unwilling to completely furnish the house. I told the realtor to just move everything from upstairs to the first floor and I’d make do. The downstairs is bigger than my current residence and I don’t use all this space.
The movers are packing me out in Seoul on Thursday and if I can work out the logistics of closing out with the landlord here (i.e. turning in the keys and getting my 5 million deposit back) I’ll be living in my digs on Friday. Monday at the latest. Ain’t life grand?
With my business completed with the realtor, I walked around town some. I was really taken aback by just how quiet the area is compared to Seoul. That will take some getting used to, but as a pedestrian I have to admit the lack of traffic is pretty nice.
Anjeong-ri has everything you need. Except the tumbleweed.
And just like we say in Itaewon, “meet me at the Hamilton”…
Your spelling may vary.
I wanted to check out the walk from my new digs to my new office space in the 8A HQ building. It’s about 30 minutes hoofing it to the gate nearest HQ. When I arrived there I noted that the walk-in part of the gate access was still under construction. Security would not let use the vehicle entrance, so I turned around to make my way back the main gate in Anjeong-ri. Then I spotted a vacant cab with the tell-tell base access window sticker so I shouted out “Yogio!” and he turned around and drove me to my office.
I’ll be working on the top floor of the building in this fine office. Not as big and nicely furnished as my current digs, but size doesn’t matter. That’s what she said anyway.
Speaking of size, Camp Humphreys is HUGE! The largest military base outside the USA, taking up about the same square miles as the District of Columbia. And it is bisected by an airfield, which means driving and walking to anywhere is by necessity done in a roundabout fashion. From the garrison bus depot near the commissary and PX it took 30 minutes to walk to the main gate. From my office back to bus station was a good 45 minute walk.
I do believe all that walking was my personal best one day effort.
Now I’m back in Seoul packing out my old office. And I came upon this relic from my previous tenure:
Words of wisdom from the book “Who moved my cheese?“. I’d had this made and left it with my successor when I retired all those years ago. I had frankly forgotten all about the book and it’s message. But yes, my cheese did get moved but hopefully I’m on my way to finding some new cheese. There’s some wisdom to be gained here. Don’t mourn the old cheese. Finding new cheese is life’s adventure.
Scheduled my household goods packout for 11 May. I don’t have much, basically just clothes, dishes and appliances.
Now I’ve got to find a place to park my meager possessions in Pyeongtaek. I’ll make a trip down there on Tuesday and try to finalize a deal. The issue is my short time remaining in Korea (around 4 months) doesn’t make me an attractive renter to most landlords. I’m sure I’ll find something.
Here’s a photo essay of this weekend’s quest to find a suitable home in Pyeongtaek. A bar home that is.
Caught the bus on Yongsan which got me to Humphreys via Osan.
Camp Humphreys is the largest military base outside of the USA. From the bus station there it was a good 30 minute hike to the main gate leading into the village of Anjeong-ri.
The first order of business was to secure some lodging for the night. I wasn’t particular in that regard, just something convenient to the bar district I’d be exploring later that night. I was a little disconcerted when the asked me if I wanted “short time”. Um, no, it’s just me standing here. They wanted W40,000 for all night, but I managed to negotiate a discounted rate of W35,000. Woot!
Next on the agenda was finding some lunch. Not much going on in Anjeong-ri in the early afternoon. But right around the corner from my motel I found this place:
No idea why the named it this. I did talk a bit with the owner. Nice enough guy. Bar feature a pool table and a dart board. Alas, they do not permit vaping so it will not play a big part in my future.
I did enjoy a pulled pork sandwich and two SML’s during my short visit.
I don’t know if the bar across the street allows vaping because I didn’t feel welcome there…
It appears most of the bars don’t open until 5 or 6 in the ville, so I had some time to kill before I could begin my bar crawl.
Walked over to the house that may be my new residence soon. It’s massive. Way to much house for me really. And given the short period of time I have remaining in Korea the landlord may not want to rent it out to me, especially since I’d need him to furnish it. I’m good either way, lots of options.
I saw two vaping stores as I walked about. Went into this one to check out their wares…
…and came away with a new vaping pen. Pretty happy with its performance thus far…
It seems like wherever I go I’m never far from Itaewon…
Oh My God! What a crazy name for a car dealership!
Turns out the Jesus Embassy didn’t issue any visas to Heaven. Ah well.
So, 20,000 steps later I’m back at the Main Gate to Humphreys. Anjeong-ri is a little bit like the old Itaewon, only smaller. And less sleazy. I should fit right in!
So, the plan was to meet up with my buddy Craig who moved down to Pyeongtaek last month and do an old fashioned bar crawl. The generally accepted rules of a bar crawl are to have one beer in each bar that looks interesting until such time as your level of inebriation precludes activities involving motor skills. Such as walking.
The first bar we hit was the “Cool bar”. It wasn’t all that cool. A pool table and a dart board. One old Korean guy there to serve you. We were the only customers (but it was still early). Anyway, they didn’t have SMLs, so we settled for Miller Lite. He had to get out a calculator to total our tab for two beers. Scary! They allowed smoking in this bar so of course vaping was no issue. Still, the Cool Bar left me cold.
Next up was the IDK bar. I Don’t Know what IDK stands for. But as the sign notes, they do have a weekly dart tourney. Bar staff was friendly Filipinas. No SML but vaping was allowed. We didn’t stay for the tourney, but I’ll definitely be back here for the darts.
We moved on to Blue Hawaii. Not much to say about the place, good or bad. I had to laugh though because the inside signage had “blue” misspelled as bule.
We were just randomly choosing venues at this point. I guess we saw a cute gal walk into Crystal Bar, so we followed. Turns out she was one of the bartenders. Ji young and Mia were both witty and entertaining. They had SML and let me vape. Craig enjoyed the place so much that he ordered up a second beer, violating the bar crawl principles. Oh well. I did insist that we visit at least 3 more bars before declaring Crystal the night’s winner.
We had our next beer at 3 Stooges. No SML and no smoking, but no one stopped me from vaping. It was the most crowded of the bars we visited and had a bit of biker bar vibe.
Galaxy Bar was out of this world. Actually, not really. It was quiet but the two middle aged Korean bartenders were friendly. Only one other Korean customer at the time. One of those places I’d try again if I wanted a quiet beer to myself.
And then there was Duffy Club. Also staffed by Filipinas. Turns out it was a juicy bar (the only one we encountered, which was a little surprising. Maybe we just got lucky with our choices. For those that don’t know the concept, the bar girl sits with you and chats and you are expected to buy her a drink. At Duffy, the lady drinks were W20,000. Nope. I’m never that lonely! One beer and out.
Anyway, we finished our night out by going back to Crystal Bar which had gotten quite a bit busier in our absence. Still had a good time though and I’ll definitely spend some time there on my next visit. Could it be my new Shenanigans? Stay tuned.
We grabbed some kebabs before Craig taxied home and I stumbled to my room. It was around midnight (we had started at 5:30). I recall laying on the bed and turning on the TV. I woke up at 0300 fully dressed and with the TV blaring. Remedied both of those issues and was soon back to sleep.
Until 0630 when this roused me from sleep:
Damn, I was a good quarter mile at least from the Army base. They played it over loudspeakers at top volume. No more sleeping after that. My return bus wasn’t until 0930 so I did some hiking around Humphreys, grabbed a Starbucks Americano and a blueberry muffin, then waited for my 2 hour ride back Yongsan.
It was a good trip and I feel confident I will adapt to the slower pace of the Pyeongtaek lifestyle. And it will be a good transition to my future life in the Philippines. HaHa! Yeah, I know. Wherever I am, I’ll find a bar to belly up to and be as happy as pig in shit.
What else can I share while I have your attention?
I know a lot of jokes about unemployed people but, none of them work. (Most of jokes during the bar crawl fell flat too).
And for god’s sake, don’t let them split!
I was going to buy a book on phobias, but I was afraid it wouldn’t help me.
Alright, that’s all I’ve got.
On a more serious note, I’ve been reading some stuff that reassures me I’m not the only one done with romantic love. As one guy put it, he is mentally and emotionally incapable of being in love. Exactly how I feel. Someone told me I needed to find the courage to let the past go. As I tried to explain, it is not so much about fear as it is about belief. I used to believe in love and I used to believe in Santa Claus. And now I don’t. Simple as that.
What he said.
Last week I totaled 159,000 steps. That’s a new record for me. It helped that on 6 of those days I logged 20,000+ steps. I feel good about that. And I also feel pretty damn good period. These new medicines I’m inhaling twice a day really keep the lungs clear. Rarely use the inhaler and I don’t use the nebulizer at all anymore. No cough at all. I do wake up every morning with a stuffy nose and then have a sneezing fit, but once that passes I’m good for the rest of the day. I can live with that.
Beautiful springtime Sunday today. A pleasure to be out walking about in it.
It’s not that the man did not know how to juggle, he just didn’t have the balls to do it.
Stick around, I’ll be here all week…
Don’t worry, I haven’t quit my day job. In fact, I had to give one of my employees a stern talking to.
“Wipe that smile off your face!’
Speaking of work, I received my orders today assigning me to Camp Humphreys in lovely Pyeongtaek. Shit’s getting real now. Talked to my realtor down there and it looks like I’ll be taking that four bedroom, four bath single family house smack dab in the middle of Anjeong-ri, the village adjacent to the Army base. I’m going to bus down there on Saturday and spend the night. I want to get a feel for the bar district neighborhood. Ahem.
Still some bureaucratic crap to sort out, but I’m targeting May 15 as my first day working in my new location. My days in Seoul are definitely numbered!
I played some darts last night for the first time in quite a while. Just subbing for the Shenanigans team as they were short a player. It was nice to be back on the oche. I don’t think they have a dart league in Pyeongtaek (yet). I could shoot over to Songtan to play I suppose but that’s more hassle than it is worth. I’ll retake up the game once I’m ensconced in the Philippines I reckon.
I didn’t let the rain keep me from walking today.
Not a bad day’s work…
I guess I’ll be missing my old friend before too long.
I’ll make new friends and memories in Pyeongtaek. And hopefully let go of the past.
I walk along the city streets you used to walk along with me And every step I take reminds me of just how we used to be Well, how can I forget you, girl? When there is always something there to remind me Always something there to remind me
Happy Easter for those who believe in that sort of thing.
I found an egg today. Or it found me. During my hike an Church ajumma insisted I take it. Happy Easter!
Long time no post, eh? Sorry about that. I’ve been both busy and unmotivated. What can I say? Well, let’s ketchup!
This past week I was busy keeping a promise. I’m glad I did even if I am not the same man I was back when I made that promise. I’m sorry for any hurt that may have caused.
Speaking of promises, this month marked the fourth anniversary of the vows Jee Yeun made but did not keep. Well, as long as she is happy now.
There is no question that I’m dead inside. It is just the way it is. I’ve accepted it.
You know, I don’t want to come off as being some pussy who can’t get over a broken heart. I’m over it and I would certainly never go back to where I was. It’s done. But the reality is also that I’m haunted by memories of what I had and lost. The things that used to bring me joy in life are now painful reminders of my foolish belief in love. And wherever I go and whatever I do, it seems I am confronted by the past. It is one reason I need to leave Korea, sooner rather than later.
I’m a selfish bastard for sure. I’m going to embrace that and live a selfish life in the Philippines. It is who I am and what I’ve become. There is peace in acceptance.
But enough about me. Ha! Just kidding.
I’ve given my 30 day notice to the landlord. Looks like next stop for me will be lovely Pyeongtaek. I’m still targeting a September re-retirement and move to Subic Bay. But my Uncle Sam has enticed me to stay on through the Eighth Army transformation out of Seoul by providing me LQA (living quarters allowance). That saves me two grand a month and these days I’m all about the money!
Since my last post here I made a trip down to Camp Humphreys to check out our new office space in the Eighth Army headquarters building. Not bad at all. While there I had a realtor show me around some of the amazing properties available. He asked me where I wanted to live and I said “walking distance”. “To work?” he asked. Nope, to the bars. I reckon that to be 20 minutes drunken stumbling max. So, somewhere in Anjeong-ri right outside the main gate would be ideal. The realtor of course wants to show me big new expensive places, and I just want something simple and convenient.
I guess the compromise was this single family house right in the middle of Anjeong-ri.
4 bedrooms/4 baths (2 down, 2 up). Way to much house for me, but…
Real nice kitchen area too. We’ll see. The problem is I need something fully furnished and I’m only going to be around for 4 months, give or take. Doesn’t make me an attractive prospect for landlords.
I’ll need to do some more looking and see what happens.
There’s this nice restaurant right across the street. Or maybe it’s a pet shop. Have to check it out.
Speaking of work, here’s a picture of the meeting between the Korean Employees Union and the Ambassador. Well, former ambassador now… I’m the left handed guy…
Also this month was siblings day…here’s me and the brothers when life was much simpler…
I actually got asked this question by my Army doctor. Gave a similar response…
Sharing the fun with three of my employees on a recent Friday night…
Sounds like good advice…
…except when it isn’t. A conundrum…
Spent some time up North last week. It was pretty quiet…
Why yes. Yes I am.
Everything put together, sooner or later falls apart.
On the border…
I made it a few steps into North Korea but these guys weren’t going to let me go any further.
See what I missed?
I also had business in Busan. Not with this mermaid…
When the lights go down in the city…
Back in Seoul for my river walk on Saturday…
On the river.
And today it was Namsan.
Found the broom but no trace of the wicked witch of the Easter.
It’s been a long time since I broke the 30,000 step barrier…
Still crazy after all these years.
Ah well, it is what it is. I’ll try and do better.
No, not this countdown. It’s already too late. We are dead and consumed by the Borg anyway. Or maybe this is more of that “fake news” I’ve been hearing about. One of those.
The countdown I’m talking about is that in exactly five months my term of appointment expires. My staff is pressuring me to stay one more year, but I’ve made up my mind that it is time for me to go. The money is great and when (if) I move down to Pyeongtaek, Uncle Sam will even pay my rent. That alone saves me around two grand a month. But. I’ll be 62 in August. The COPD diagnosis certainly reinforced the fact that I ain’t gonna live forever. So I’d best start living now, or come September anyway.
The job is a pain in the ass. The people I work with are wonderful though. Seriously, more like a pseudo family than employees. And really, during this transition from the life I’d planned on to the one I now have, they’ve given me much support and comfort. As lonely and directionless as I’ve been, I’d have been lost without the forty hours a week I’ve shared with them.
They don’t know I’ve made up my mind to leave them, so don’t say anything! I’m sure they will be disappointed but I’ve got to put me first now. Who am I kidding? I’ve always been a selfish bastard. And I’m weary of my Korea life and up for a new adventure in the Philippines. Let’s get on with it.
Paying my share. Last year I graduated to the 25% tax bracket. This year my hard work was rewarded with a 28% tax bite. This check makes up the difference. By my reckoning I’m paying a higher percentage than all the rich people, not to mention the 47% of the population who pays nothing. A fucked up mess of a system, that’s for sure.
On Sunday I braved the polluted air and did a river hike of 20,000+ steps.
That would be me communing with nature…
After my river journey, I swung by the commissary to pick up the ingredients for a side dish to bring to a dart league barbecue at Shenanigans…
I’m sure you can guess what I made…
Only the best goes into my pudding…
By all accounts it was a hit.
Although it wasn’t long before I reached the point of not caring…
Hate the war all you want, but disrespecting the soldiers who serve our nation is beyond cowardly…
Oh, I grilled steaks tonight. Made me a fine steak salad…
Man oh man, work has been sucking big time. I try not to care enough to get drawn into controversy, but damn it, some things just demand that you take a stand. So I do, people get pissed, but then we move forward and get things done. Progress!
Finding comfort in a gin and soda after a particularly fucked up day at the office.
It was a quiet night at Shenanigans so I set about entertaining myself by arranging a grudge dart match between the two bartenders.
Nuri on the left representing Kyrgyzstan and Sonya on the right from Mongolia.
I scored the match. Nuri had the better darts, but I enjoyed Sonya’s expletives…
To the victor goes the spoils…
I guess it was the element of surprise…
Meanwhile, spring has sprung as evidenced by the blooming of the gaenalee blossoms…
the purple magnolia…
…and a park that hasn’t been impeached!
I’m not sure what the significance is of an open umbrella in a vacant lot, but it spoke to me somehow.
Almost as huge as today’s walk.
Best of all, I didn’t need to use my inhaler at all today. Let’s hope that’s the beginning of a trend.
Hey you! out there in the cold Getting lonely, getting old, can you feel me Hey you! Standing in the aisles With itchy feet and fading smiles, can you feel me Hey you! don’t help them to bury the light Don’t give in without a fight. Hey you! out there on your own sitting naked by the phone would you touch me Hey you! with your ear against the wall Waiting for someone to call out would you touch me Hey you! would you help me to carry the stone Open your heart, I’m coming home But it was only a fantasy The wall was too high as you can see No matter how he tried he could not break free And the worms ate into his brain. Hey you! out there on the road Always doing what you’re told, can you help me Hey you! out there beyond the wall Breaking bottles in the hall, can you help me Hey you! don’t tell me there’s no hope at all Together we stand, divided we fall.