Well, given the promise for Hopeless Change, I guess changing the Great Seal to match the times makes sense.

A Condom allows for:
Inflation
Halts production
Destroys the next generation
Protects a bunch of dicks
And gives you a sense of security while you’re actually being screwed.

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No, I’m not talking about Obama now.  I’m talking about the greatest review of a Star Wars film ever.  It’s making the rounds on the ‘net, but if you haven’t taken the time to check it, you can start here.

Trust me on this.

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Well, this rather unique and creative Christmas decorating idea has been making the rounds on the ‘net, facebook, and email.  I guess that makes it pretty much inevitable that it would wind up here on LTG as well.  Just remember, you saw it here LAST!

A guy that works for Federal Air Marshalls in the states had an unusual Christmas decoration.

He said the bad news was that he had to take it down after 2 days. He had more people come screaming up to his house than ever.  Two things made him take it down:  First, the police advised him that it would cause traffic accidents - they told him they almost wrecked when they drove by. Second, a 55 year-old lady grabbed the 75 pound ladder almost killed herself putting it against his house and didn’t realize it was fake until she climbed to the top. She was one of many people who attempted to do that.  His yard couldn’t take it either. He has more than a few tire tracks where people drove up into his yard.”

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Heh.  Don’t tell Michelle!

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See it here.

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(Lifted from Tom Randolph’s Facebook posting)

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and it is time we pull out.  NOW!

This is why it is ill-advised to engage in wars of preemption.

Don’t be so surprised.  I can admit defeat.

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Asian girls.

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Actually, I don’t have this problem in Korea since once the telemarketer figures out I don’t speak Korean they hang up on me.  But this is just f’n hilarious…

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Well, that’s apparently where my darts are heading these days.  A frustrating 22-15 defeat last night, to which I contributed a 5-7 showing.  I am very disappointed to see my game regress to the extent it has this season.  Nothing to do but to keep on keeping on I suppose.

This kinda cheered me up, maybe you will enjoy it as well.

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I really don’t think Obama earned this Oscar.  He was totally unconvincing in the role of President.  Yes, I know he pulled off the incompetent narcissist with a fair amount of skill, but in this comedy-farce it was simply unbelievable to imagine this empty suit as the leader of the free world.

I guess I shouldn’t complain, the Oscar has also been awarded to fools like Al Gore and Michael Moore, so it lost its meaning and relevance long ago.

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Commenter Kevin recently posted a video on Facebook in which our friends in Hollywood (you know, those folks who also support child rape) really explained why those of us opposed to Obamacare are ignorant of what the debate is all about.  You know, that corporate greed thing.  In an effort to be evenhanded I will share it with my faithful LTG readers.

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As they say, every coin has two sides.  So, here are some “real” people responding:

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What can I say?

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No, wait.  Who’s on the phone.

President Reagan came up in the comments the other day and coincidentally I came across this old Johnny Carson clip mocking Reagan in a good natured way.  Funny as hell, but sad to reflect on how low and base political discourse has become in the 21st century.

Ah well.  Enjoy.

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Here’s one solution to our problems…

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I’m sure my readers in the USA have “heard” about this already.  Only thing I’m hearing on the streets of Seoul are car horns, venders hawking their goods through loudspeakers, and drunk ajushis yelling incoherently at passerby…

Nothing ominous about that.

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A couple treats in the comments today.

From Fortuneate:

Democrats, realizing the success of the President’s “Cash For Clunkers”
rebate program, have revamped a major portion of their National Health Care
Plan.

President Obama, Speaker Pelosi, and Sen. Reed are expected to make this
major announcement at a joint news conference later this week. I have
obtained an advanced copy of the proposal which is named….

“CASH FOR CODGERS” and it works like this… Couples wishing to access
health care funds in order to pay for the delivery of a child will be
required to turn in one old person. The amount the government grants them
will be fixed according to a sliding scale. Older and more prescription
dependent codgers will garner the highest amounts.

Special “Bonuses” will be paid for those submitting codgers in targeted
groups, such as smokers, alcohol drinkers, persons 10 pounds over their
government prescribed weight, and any member of the Republican Party.

Smaller bonuses will be given for codgers who consume beef, soda, fried
foods, potato chips, lattes, whole milk, dairy products, bacon, Brussel
sprouts, or Girl Scout Cookies.

All codgers will be rendered totally useless via toxic injection. This will insure that they are not secretly resold or their body parts harvested to keep other codgers in repair. You heard it hear first…

And from VJ:

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Keep the President in your thoughts and prayers…

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….because it must be about you!

But if it was about me, I would be vaguely inclined to respond.

Since it’s not, I suggest YOU read it and weep. 

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I have several friends who make their living here teaching English to the youth of Korea.

Hope this isn’t an indication of how that’s working out:

Hat Tip: OnMyWaytoKorea

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