…and it is going to be a shittier night.

No beer tonight. Just a bunch of liquids and water to insure I shit through the night.

Getting my bi-annual physical tomorrow.  So this morning I had the dis-stink honor of scooping my poop into that little black jar.  It was a shitty experience.

So, at 6:30 I drink whatever is in that tube.  Then at 7:00 I drink my first bottle of whatever it is that makes you shit (with a liter of water).  I’ll do that again at 9:00.  That should have me shitting through the night.  But I’ll wake up at 5:00 to drink another bottle.

I’m just hoping there is nothing left to poop when I leave for the hospital.

Oh well.  It’s great to be me!

UPDATE:  Dinner is served!

Piping hot chicken broth… Yum!