The silence of the lambs

I was drunk when I came home last night and read about the terrorist attack in Paris.  It pissed me off and I reacted in anger.  I intentionally mocked and disparaged the Prophet Mohammed (PBUH) by calling him a pedophile.

This morning upon sober reflection I have to say I was wrong.  Because the fact that the Prophet had sex with children way back when is really not relevant to the issues we face here in the 21st century.  What is relevant is that a bunch of ignorant thugs have systematically engaged in murder, rape, torture, and brutal warfare, all in the name of the “Religion of Peace”.   They have made their message to non-believers abundantly clear: submit or die.

To which I can only respond:

Muhammed farve. tegning : KW

 

Stuff about things

There's a full moon over Gireum=dong tonight.  Probably in your town too I reckon...

There’s a full moon over Gireum-dong tonight. Probably in your town too I reckon…

Tonight's meal was fit for an American...

Tonight’s meal was fit for an American…

Ventured out to the commissary this afternoon.  Without a vehicle the whole experience is an exercise in logistics.   Took the subway to Noksapyeong station, and hiked over to the gate in closest proximity to grocery store.  I have to limit my shopping to the amount I can carry back home. I did purchase these two bags to supplement the two backpacks I brought along.  The orange one purports to keep cold foods cold. Spent $150  and was able to carry my treasures to the bus stop, but I was pushing the limits of my pack mule abilities.

Ventured out to the commissary this afternoon. Without a vehicle the whole experience is an exercise in logistics.
Took the subway to Noksapyeong station, and hiked over to the gate in closest proximity to grocery store. I have to limit my shopping to the amount I can carry back home.
I did purchase these two bags to supplement the two backpacks I brought along. The orange one purports to keep cold foods cold.
Spent $150 and was able to carry my treasures to the bus stop, but I was pushing the limits of my pack mule abilities.

While waiting for the 143 bus, I encountered this dangerous looking hombre...

While waiting for the 143 bus, I encountered this dangerous looking hombre…

Noticed this new dining? establishment in Itaewon.  I assume they serve Rocky Mountain oysters....

Noticed this new dining? establishment in Itaewon. I assume they serve Rocky Mountain oysters….

Attended a birthday party/darts tourney last night at Dolce Vita...

Attended a birthday party/darts tourney last night at Dolce Vita…

And Jee Yeun came along.  Having her there to cheer me on was like old times.  It may be no coincidence that I threw some outstanding darts and my partner and I took home 1st place money...

And Jee Yeun came along. Having her there to cheer me on was like old times. It may be no coincidence that I threw some outstanding darts and my partner and I took home 1st place money…

Saw this billboard in the Samgakji subway station and thought to myself "Dude, what are you staring at?"

Saw this billboard in the Samgakji subway station and thought to myself “Dude, what are you staring at?”  My proposed caption: I’ve never seen any that small before…”

In yesterday’s post regarding the screening of “The Interview” I mentioned there was a panel discussion after the movie.  I was drinking and not taking notes, so if you are interested in hearing all that was said here’s the YouTube video:

The event also generated a fair amount of news coverage.  Yahoo News, The Korea Times, and the Wall Street freaking Journal.

Also in the news (still) is the sad case of my friend Jeremy.  KBS offers this report:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pi–lu9jFdM

I don’t speak Korean well enough to know what they are saying, but the illustration showing the deceased grabbing the girls arm isn’t the story I’ve heard–it was her crotch. Anyway, it doesn’t matter in the eyes of the law I suppose.  In other Korean language media reports I understand Jeremy is being portrayed unsympathetically.  I heard the deceased’s father is not happy that the expat community has engaged in fundraising efforts on Jeremy’s behalf.  If you have an interest you can read them here, here, here, and here.

On a lighter note, my blog buddy Kevin Kim made mention of bad jokes “that old men tend to let slip like random flatulence…”  Now, you can see why I might take that personally, but he was not in fact speaking of yours truly.  Even if I am an old fart, so are you!

And yes, I do tend to be a little gassier than I’d like, but fortunately my farts don’t stink!

Alrighty then, what else?  Well, there’s this:

This was a painful little reminder.  Not just of the uncertainty of my current situation.  It brought to mind the Korean ex-GF who broke up with me after more than a year of dating-- by email!  While we were living together!  And then she asked if she could stay in my guest room for a few months until she moved to the USA.  And I let her!

This was a painful little reminder. Not just of the uncertainty of my current situation. It brought to mind the Korean ex-GF who broke up with me after more than a year of dating– by email! While we were living together! And then she asked if she could stay in my guest room for a few months until she moved to the USA. And I let her!

So, that's good to know I suppose...

So, that’s good to know I suppose…

Anyway, things are surprisingly good on the home front.  The wife has been joining me on my expeditions to Itaewon and taking care of me just like the good ol’ days.  Some of my friends have been confused by this, and frankly so have I.  When I asked what was happening she just told me she wants to spend as much time with me as she can before she, well, leaves.  In that regard she asked me not to move out until she is ready to move to the countryside.  Hell, I ain’t in no hurry to go anywhere.  I don’t know if she is having second thoughts or if this is just the sweetest break-up in the history of relationships.  I’m not getting my hopes up, but then again, hope springs eternal.  I’ve got her until she’s gone and I’m content to live day-to-day.  I’ve got the rest of my life to be sad and lonely.

 

 

 

Reviewing “The Interview”

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I’ve only seen “The Interview” once and I have no immediate plans to see it again, so I’m not technically reviewing the film. *ahem*

However, lots of other folks have put forth the time and effort to do a proper review of the movie.  I’ll share the best of those and add a few thoughts of my own along the way.

As I made my morning rounds of the internets I found this gem of a review from James Taranto at The Wall Street Journal entitled “Escape from You Nork” (if the link doesn’t get you past the WSJ paywall, just do a Google search of the title).  It starts with one of those “Un” puns that may make Kevin Kim’s head explode.   Regardless, it’s a worthwhile read, not so much as a review of the film but as a review of some reviews of the film.  Plus, a little inside baseball on the controversies surrounding its release.

Speaking of Kevin Kim, almost immediately after reading Taranto’s piece, I came upon his excellent review on his Hairy Chasms blog.  I pretty much share his overall impressions and conclusion, upon which I will elaborate later in this post.  Definitely go give it a read.

Kevin helpfully shared the third review I read this morning, from Barbara Demick in The New Yorker.  Ms. Demick is a noted authority on the madness that is the DPRK and I found myself nodding in agreement with her points throughout the review.  I think you’ll enjoy it too.

Now, the circumstances of my seeing “The Interview” may be of some interest.  I happened to show up at Bull and Barrel for an impromptu game of darts.

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Whilst there I made the acquaintance of a guy named Philip Iglauer who I later learned is a journalist who writes for The Diplomat.  He wasn’t there for the darts however, instead he was making final arrangements for a New Year’s Day showing of “The Interview” to be followed by a panel discussion.  I scored an invite and showed up at the appointed time.

BnB was packed with around 100 moviegoers.

BnB was packed with around 100 moviegoers.

The screen was bigger than most I suppose.  You can even see the back of the ol' Walrus' head in the right rear corner of this photo...

The screen was bigger than most I suppose. You can even see the back of the ol’ Walrus’ head in the right rear corner of this photo…

I enjoyed the movie for what it was and was not put off by what it wasn’t (and frankly, what it wasn’t was not what it intended to be).  It was a Seth Rogen lightweight/low brow comedy farce for crissakes. I really grow weary of the overly-sensitive types who take offense at every perceived slight or unflattering stereotype.  When did we lose the ability to laugh at ourselves?  Anyway, I found the film moderately funny, but not as funny or scathing as Team America: World Police (one of my all-time favorites).

My political philosophy summed up in two minutes.  Does that make me a dick, pussy, or asshole?  You decide.

But back to the movie at hand.  After our viewing at BnB (I estimate the audience was maybe 20% Korean), the panel discussion ensued.

The panel: (Left to Right): Lee Han-byeol is North Korean defector. She is also a Korean Unification master's student at Yonsei University and Chief of Administration at "Justice For North Korea." Park Sokeel is Director of Research & Strategy for Liberty in North Korea, an international NGO that works with North Korean refugees. Nemo Kim is a film critic & journalist specializing in Asian cinema. Currently the Korea correspondent for Variety, she writes for Sight & Sound and teaches Korean cinema and Korean Wave classes at the Hanguk University of Foreign Studies. Peter Jung is Director & Founder of "Justice For North Korea," a North Korean Human Rights NGO. Kurt Achin is a Seoul-based freelance journalist with years of experience working in media.

The panel: (Left to Right):
Lee Han-byeol is North Korean defector. She is also a Korean Unification master’s student at Yonsei University and Chief of Administration at “Justice For North Korea.”
Park Sokeel is Director of Research & Strategy for Liberty in North Korea, an international NGO that works with North Korean refugees.
Nemo Kim is a film critic & journalist specializing in Asian cinema. Currently the Korea correspondent for Variety, she writes for Sight & Sound and teaches Korean cinema and Korean Wave classes at the Hanguk University of Foreign Studies.
Peter Jung is Director & Founder of “Justice For North Korea,” a North Korean Human Rights NGO.
Kurt Achin is a Seoul-based freelance journalist with years of experience working in media.

To be honest, I was moderately disappointed with the panel, and with just a couple of exceptions I didn’t agree with much of what they had to say.  Of course, Ms. Lee (the NK refugee) was so damn pretty I didn’t care what she said.  What she said was in Korean anyway.  The poor interpreter did her best, but Ms. Lee talked fast and at length.  The gist of her comments seemed to be that she liked the film and thought people viewing it in the north would perhaps benefit from seeing the regime portrayed in a negative light.

Mr. Park saw it differently.  He thought the film didn’t go far enough in showing the abuses taking place and indicated the comedic approach was somehow counterproductive.  He also said that he thought balooning the film into the North was a mistake as it would damage the possibility of improved relations between the countries.

Ms. Kim came off as the snooty Brit she was raised to be.  She made note of the fact that she was an actual movie reviewer for Variety (as if that made her opinions more valuable). She was the one who took the most offense at the “stereotypical” depictions of Asians. She also faulted the film for being “unrealistic”, noting that the real Kim Jong-Un spoke near perfect English.  She also didn’t like the fake grocery store, saying that such stores do not in fact exist in Pyongyang.  Whatever was my response.

Mr. Jung did not like the movie much either.  He thought it fed into the ugly American stereotype that is ingrained into the North Korean citizenry.  He didn’t think the criticisms of the regime would set well with the general populace up north.  That might be a valid point, considering how the average American reacts to criticisms coming from foreigners.

Mr. Achin was the only American on the panel and he’s the one who seemed to make the most sense.  He dismissed the minor discrepancies as a natural “comedic license” and noted that the film did not shy away from pointing out the most egregious human rights violations perpetuated by the past and present Kim regimes. He also mentioned that the stereotypes cut both ways, with the “dumb American” mindset on prominent display throughout the movie.

The microphone never got around to me before I lost patience with the whole endeavor. Had it reached me, this is what I would have tried to say:

It’s only a movie, a non-serious one at that.  It was never intended to be used as a propaganda piece to win the hearts and minds of the North Korean populace.  What it does accomplish though is to get people thinking and talking about what is happening in a country that most Americans never seriously consider.  That’s a good thing.  And the fact that the Kim regime went to extraordinary lengths to try and keep this film from being viewed says a lot.  If nothing else, it provided us all an excellent opportunity to offer Mr. Kim Jong-un a heartfelt “fuck you very much” just by watching.

Isn’t that enough?

For all these years

(In celebration of ten years of blogging here at LTG, each week for the next 52 51 50 weeks I will delve deep into the sewer archives of past posts to bring you a tidbit of blog history.  I had originally planned to call this series “The best of LTG”, but damn, there just wasn’t much “best” to be found.  And mediocre is too hard to spell.)

On January 1, 2005 I found myself thinking (and blogging) about my life in Oklahoma in a post called “Journey through the past”.  Ten years later I’m thinking the more things change, the more they remain the same.

And that I guess leads to my current insight on this New Years morning. I never really had a plan for life, I just reacted to it. Whenever I reached a crossroad, I chose a direction and followed the road without a clue as to where it might take me. I guess it is natural to wonder about the paths that would have led to a different life, but you only get to live the life you chose. No mulligans. But I have been extremely fortunate and blessed. Good people got hurt along the way, and for that I am truly sorry. But the roads I have taken have led to some great adventures and life-altering experiences. A fool’s luck perhaps, but even though I could never have imagined what my life would turn out to be, it has been a very nice ride.

So it is time to look forward again. This year brings a new road in Seoul, Korea. And it will be an adventure with an uncertain outcome for sure. My point (if there is one) is just to say I have discovered that it is important to take the time to enjoy the life you are living even as you chase rainbows. I think I missed the best part of Oklahoma and it is only in looking back that I realize that I should have allowed myself to be happy there.

 

 

The last dance

We danced to the song we always do as a duet at the norebang--"It's the end of the world"....

We danced to the song we always do as a duet at the norebang–“It’s the end of the world”….

On Christmas morning Jee Yeun told me she was unhappy in our marriage.  I asked her if she was willing to work on making things better.  She told me “no, not really”.

For the next few days things seemed fine and I was thinking maybe she had reconsidered. But on Tuesday she said “I’ll help you find an apartment in Itaewon if you want”.  I asked her what her plans were and she said she wants to move to the “countryside”.*  Apparently, she already has a house in mind there.

It’s all very surreal.  She professes to still love me and I believe her.  I think she knows how much I truly love her as well.  She just wants a different life and in her pragmatic way she has chosen to pursue it without me.

She told me she wanted to be with me for New Year’s Eve last night.  And so for the first time in several months she joined me in Itaewon at Dolce Vita Pub.  We had spent many happy nights there during our courtship.

The picture in this picture was taking six years ago or so...

The picture in this picture was taken six years ago or so…

It was an enjoyable, but bittersweet, evening.  I just can’t imagine what my life is going to be without her in it.  And I have a good imagination.

* “countryside” means somewhere some three hours south near where her Aunt lives.  Jee Yeun says she’s happy there.